cops

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To All Rappers

Dear Rappers,
You like, maybe love, weed. We (your listners)LOVE weed. Cops do not love weed, nay, they hate it. Why? ......I..I just dont know, man. This being said, why in the F**K would you put police sirens fading in at the end of songs that you KNOW we will listen to while smoking. Franticly we have to pause the song, possibly even skip it, to see if the siren is real or not. This doesn't make dollars or cents/sense. It makes pot-heads paranoid...that's it. Other than this keep up the fine work. That is all.

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haha, cops.

anyone hear about the officer who took weed from suspects and baked it in some brownies and though he was overdosing?

hail stoner cops

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If weed were LEGAL...

..just think of how many less negative feelings would go towards cops. there would be no reason to fear them, less reason to hate them..shit, we might even smoke with cops.
just ONE MORE reason to legalize!
do it for the cops.

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Distinctly NOT cop headlights

Lets all thank those drivers who have headlights that are a different shade then normal headlights. It helps me determine that you ARE NOT a police officer and I can hit this bowl sitting in my center console..

So thanks again dim headlighted people...

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driving behind cops

is awesome because I feel like I'm in control of the situation

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Anyone notice

when your driving either by yourself or a group of buddies and your toking that if you see a cop car either parked or taking radar everyone shuts the hell up and looks forward not moving or speaking ?! lol its the same everytime, its not like they can hear you or even assume your smoking because your talking in your car hahaha... oh mary..

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Possession with Intent to sell

A buddy of mine got his life fucked up the other day cause he got caught with a little over an Ounce and got charged with Possession with intent to sell. He doesn't sell, he just smokes a lot. They can't just know what he wants to do with his weed by the amount. This law is shit. Everyone knows you can't read minds until after you smoke that ounce.

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A tokers dating

Okay, for everybody trying to hookup via highDEAS why not go to 420dating.com and look there?, this is a IDEA website, not a dating site

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For any law enforcement officers on this site

I'm about to get really stoned.
I'm about to smoke lots of marijuana

and there's nothing you can do about it.

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you know you're a TRUE stoner when...

ur whispering to ur friends when its not needed

you laugh at ANYTHING

you get some philosophical thought u would never get when sober

you have no more bud and u smoke the ash in the bowl just to maybe get something.

you also go in ur ashtray looking for a teeny bit of green and if u do u pack it even if its mostly black (did this today i felt like a winner!)

you watch the stupidest shit on tv

everything around u seems to be twice as loud

not wanting to sleep because u know u will wake up sober and u want the high to last as long as possible

u brag about how high you are... read more »