Public safety at my school have so far take my bong, stem, piece, and grinder. Where do they take them? I figure this is a college so they must need a gymnasium to store all the ones they've taken away since the 60s. If we can find what cops are doing with our glass we can have enough for everyone. We need to hire ninjas to break in and steal them back, then find a way to get free weed because we spent all our money on ninjas.

People should stop buying white cars or get their white cars painted so it is easier to differentiate between regular cars and cop cars.

Did you know that if you are caught in Detroit with less than an ounce of pot, IN ONE BAG WITHOUT A SCALE, you do not get charged with a crime. There is literally too much other shit going on. One time i was standing on the corner smoking a blunt and a cop rolled up. Upon seeing and probably smelling the sweet chronic in my blunt, he rolled down his window and said to me "HEY... Get off the corner!" I continued walking and he drove away.

I love watching the show Cops while I'm stoned. It's so funny. I think it's pretty entertaining watching all those crazy people get arrested, but sometimes it pisses me off when they get the people with weed. Anyway, I was just gonna say how it was ironic that alot of people who frequently break the law often watch a show about people getting arrested.

They should make some contacts or something that you put in your eye to make it possible for you to zoom in at will. Like if you just bought a sack and was walking down the street you could zoom your vision down the street to check for cops that might be trying to creep up on you.