Why don't they have a college where you never have to graduate. Like everyone who goes there can work there and live in apartments and stuff and just work on problems and talk about stuff. It would be an awesome place to live.

Colleges across the U.S. should adopt and implement a new law that bans roommates from inviting chicks over to their dorm room when they know ones of their roommates is high (or about to be high. In other words, the ban would punish your roommate for all the times he's invited girls to hang out and chat in the room right after you smoked weed, making you feel so awkward and self-conscious, completely murdering your high.

Only take classes that are on tuesdays and thursdays, this will make your tuesdays and thursdays suck obviously but you basicly get an extra saturday and sunday out of it, so your 7 days would be like "sunday, sunday, terribul tuesday, hump day, terribul thursday, saturday, saturday" Its hard to make your classes and credits line up but its definantly worth it.

So do you know that feeling of euphoria you get when you sniff/inhale a big sack of Headies? Well I decided that there should be a cologne, which can carry that sweet sweet escense everywhere you go. The bottle will be in the shape of a bong, and the cap will also serve as a bowl. The bottle will be a fully functing bong, and the cologne will act as the bong water. Also, the cologne will be flavored, to improve the smokes taste. "Dat's some dank shit"...avaliable in head shops everywhere.."tm

think of a private university as a corporation with a promise on paper.

I'm going into my fourth year at a public university, and i'm not stopping as that paper is public endorssed enough to be worth the trouble.

sometimes i wonder i've diplomas are overvalued. Why does the college graduate get hired than me even though i've been around and know the business 10x better due to my experience, what makes him better than me?... read more »