you ever have to go into class, and just know you have to pay attention because your grades are slipping, and want to smoke but tell yourself "No i really should wait till after class today" but end up smoking anyways?

and do you ever say to yourself after you smoke while sitting in class "man im so glad i smoked before this"

motivating yourself to get up out of bed to walk across an entire college campus at 1030 in the morning while its 14degrees out is so much easier when you know you just have a fat bag of bud waiting for u at your apartment. Happy friday fellow burners!

the other day i found out that the is a "Magic in the Ancient World" class at the U of I. i am not taking it but i got sky high with my friend and went to it to see what goes on. while sitting in the class i realized two things; how awesome of a job it would be to teach kids about magic, and also how similar it is to Hogwarts. people answered questions in the class and i was just waiting for the teacher to say,"ten points awarded to Hufflepuff!"

You have no clue how high i am when i come to class, and you have no clue that ive plagarized the 4 papers that you have assigned.i have been on highdeas.com all class period. this guy has no clue whats going on, he loves the papers i get off the internet and reads them to the class. i swear community college is easier than highschool.

Just received a letter today stating I made the deans list at school. I have smoked every damn day, outside of maybe a week, since June and managed to get straight A's. It's bullshit that people immediately assume that people who smoke cannot lead successful lives. This was the best semester of school I have ever had and I have to give some mad props to my study buddy Mary Jane. Hope all the college bound tokers do well and maybe one day this stereotype will be reversed.