Red Eyes . . .
so i went to the doctor because my eyes are always red, even when i dont smoke. he told me i have chronic red eyes. i chuckled
unchill people :(
its really depressing when people on this website are mean, like ILOVETREES. his highdeas are hella negitive and i think he needs to be taught a lesson. maybe he just needs to see how people would treat him in real life.
Im getting a clan together to down vote him. if you want to join just down vote ILOVETREES
The Lonely Stoner
Over here straightedge is like the biggest trend you can do,
your either straightedge or Mormon.
And it sucks wcause neither of those people smoke weed and it's getting
harder and harder to find chill people to smoke with!
So if you live in Utah come smoke with me!
Because I'm tired of watching animal planet by myself :(
personal truth #1128371 I will always smoke weed
i want to be buried with pre-rolled weed. I dont know that there's anything when i die, but if there's no chronic, I'm jumping over that wall...
RIAA Pot Lobbying
The music industry always whines about album sales being hurt by illegal downloading of albums. They should lobby for the legalization of marijuana, because I just bought an album on itunes since I was getting impatient finding a torrent.
because im STONED
Am i dating MaryJane?
Ok so since I've started smoking weed day in and day out for quite a lengthy period of time I've come to notice something... I really don't put that much time in to trying to find a girlfriend and I've come to the realization that this is because Mary Jane is my girlfriend. Everyone is falling for Mary Jane, especially me. I'm always calling her trying to see her and she's never busy. She's there when I go to sleep at night and when I wake up she's still there, never leaving me.... read more »
MARIJUANA FIREEEE!!!
Im sure many of you have thought about how cool it could be to just get a big pile of weed and light it on fire, maybe in your house or room, and getting a chronic hot box. But what if instead of lighting it on fire...... You hook a giant vaporizer to your ventilation system and pump copious amounts of the finest herb you can find into it. Every room you enter is just another room filled with the stoney vapor. No smoke to burn the eyes and vapors to get you highs. YEAAAA!!!
THC Laced Beverages....
Instead of getting drunk, you would just go get really fuckin high, while drinkin mountin dews new BONG WATER DEW! or some shit... it wouldn't taste like bong water, it would just have a slight chronic taste, and whatever else was mixed in it... like blue berries... or pineapples...
Have an acre of headies when you retire
Try to accumulate as many seeds as you can throughout your lifetime (dank buds only). Save up like an entire gallon ziploc bag. When you retire, buy some land out in the middle of nowhere. Plant a fuckin acre of headies and just pick random unknown headies buds all day every day.
