chocolate

21

nutella and pb

instead of Pb&j try a Pb & Nutella sandwich its so good. try it with banana to.

26

chocolate milk

if youre too high to make chocolate milk you should pass the bowl to those who can...

115

marijuana sex

so today me and my girl smoked a blunt while fucking.

can i get a whoop whoop

70

"I'll Rub that shit on my nipples and dance"

So i've been trying to order dominos online for about a half hour now and I finally came to a decision on what to order. On the checkout screen, a popup for "molten chocolate lava cake" came up and I didnt know if i wanted it or not.

The girl sitting next to me tried to convince me to get them but still, I wasnt sure if i wanted them. Alas, she blurts out

"If you get that molten lava cake, I'll rub that on my nipples and dance..."

Chocolate molten cake it is

67

Law of Deliciousness

If it doesn't taste good with bacon, add chocolate.
If it doesn't taste good with chocolate, add bacon.

28

Chocolate breast milk...

...does this happen when a woman snorts neslte quick powder?

27

Dessert's Crowning Achievement

Imagine if you will, the Crownine. A chocolate chip cookie baked into the middle of a brownie. Add some bud, dip it in some white chocolate milk, let the rest of the day melt away.

11

im amazed i had to sign in high wtff

There should be these cookies, imagine dunkin donuts cookies all big and big. So, instead of a huge chocolate chips all over, or no raisins, yo, youd have this cookie, right a cookie, with weed chips. little clusters of baked weed chips or sprinkles for those little ladies who cant handle a big ol' wad of green fresh sticky marijuana! DMN. whose ready to start baking?

15

chocolate milk cow

there should be a cow that constantly makes chocolate milk that like eather makes just chocolate milk or has like a screen with a bunch of nesquik in it that you filter the milk through that makes chocolate milk but like the screen comes standard and the cow has like an mp3 player or something.

54

Heart shaped box of weed

There needs to be the stoner heart shaped box of weed. Instead of little chocolate candies, it has different nugs of weed.

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