Don't waste your chocolate milk
When you have an empty bottle of chocolate syrup and you still got milk, don't waste what you can't squeeze out. Poor the milk in the bottle and shake it.
Willy Wonka Gum
What if the Willy Wonka 5 course meal gum existed? i could go for a five course meal in a compact piecce of gum
Killer munchies
S'more Bites
I got this idea last night while thinking about how much I used to love Bagel Bites. They were the shit. I almost went and got some but it was late as fuck. So then I started thinking about S'mores, which lead me to this idea. I plan on taking a marshmellow, heating it up (or not, because I'm not sure if it would work if it was heated up too much), melting some chocolate in a fondue pot or some shit, DIPPING the marshmellow in the melted chocolate, and rolling it around in graham cracker crumbs, which would stick to all sides of the marshmellow because of the melted chocolate.... read more »
chocolate milk
if youre too high to make chocolate milk you should pass the bowl to those who can...
"I'll Rub that shit on my nipples and dance"
So i've been trying to order dominos online for about a half hour now and I finally came to a decision on what to order. On the checkout screen, a popup for "molten chocolate lava cake" came up and I didnt know if i wanted it or not.
The girl sitting next to me tried to convince me to get them but still, I wasnt sure if i wanted them. Alas, she blurts out
"If you get that molten lava cake, I'll rub that on my nipples and dance..."
Chocolate molten cake it is
Law of Deliciousness
If it doesn't taste good with bacon, add chocolate.
If it doesn't taste good with chocolate, add bacon.
Dessert's Crowning Achievement
Imagine if you will, the Crownine. A chocolate chip cookie baked into the middle of a brownie. Add some bud, dip it in some white chocolate milk, let the rest of the day melt away.
