Cheese or Blowjobs
My friend asked me the other day, which would i give up if i had to, cheese or blowjobs...i've never been so indecisive in my life.
Butter for Mac n' Cheese
Dear Butter,
F**K you! I need you so bad right now for my mac n cheese and you aren't here to support me. What the hell man, I can't make it without you. You always do this to me. I hate you. I'll eat candy instead.
Much love,
me.
Hungry as Fuck with Only $2.35
Today a smoked a few bowls with my friends. They left and i realized how hungry i was. I only had $2.35 on me. I went into a gas station and saw they had this sweet deal for 2 chili cheese dogs for 1.50. I got that and an Arizona iced tea. I proceeded to the cash register, where i was told that the 1.50 not only included 2 hot dogs, but it also came with a free drink and chips. I had enough money left over to get a candy bar. 2.35 got me 2 chili cheese dogs, Arizona iced tea, chips, and a candy bar. I dont know about you, but i think thats a pretty sweet deal.
I Am Cheese
I am cheese. I am loved by all. I go great with everything. Other foods hate me because I take all the glory. Like Nachos..Their just jealous cause no one eats them unless Im there. Shit..I even ruined broccili's rep. Broccili kept talkin shit so I was like. " You know what?, I think I might melt myself on some Broccilli. See how those humans enjoy that green fag now." Shit...Now,People dont even touch him, unless Im all over that shit! Ahhh..Its not easy, being cheesy.. Peace. Cheese Out.
What the hell is wrong with McDonalds?
Soo,
after enjoying a big ol fat one i decided that i needed to deal with the munchies before they even started so i got on my bike and headed down to the good micky d's. Only to find out that there is only one piece of cheese on a double cheeseburger now. wth? you have to pay 50 cents more to get to pieces of cheese. This might not tweek a normal person, but off a wake and bake...cmon. This is a travesty. Where do they think they can get off doing this. Now its a McDouble for 99 cents with one piece of cheese. This is so not cool :(
GRILLED CHEESE
You knwo what would be delicious
A grilled cheese
Dipped in salsa
You cant look me in the eyes with a straight face adn say it would be gross
thumbs up for cheese
me and my friend got super high and found ourselves just watching the cheese melt on our food and realized we have never seen anything so beautiful before
Wearing a Bowl on my head
I don't wear my hat for looks. I wear so that when I'm super high and to lazy to keep reaching into the cheeze-it box, i can flip my hat over, pour half the box in it, and go to town.
Squirt Fries
Alright stay here with me people...fries that automatically come with the sauce inside. Like fries with ketchup inside. It would be available at your local carnival hot and ready or buy it frozen at the grocery store. If you prefer Honey mustard or Ranch that would be fantabulous as well. Oh...cant forget the muthafuckin cheese!
