Coolest guy ever
So two of my friends and I went to a head shop yesterday. We were kind of nervous about it because every other shop we've been in carded us and they aren't 18 yet. The guy working was this awesome old man though and not only did he not card us, but at the end of our visit we came out with four new pieces and the following:
Free screens
Free lighters
Free baggies for the pieces
Free boxes of rolling papers
Free one hitters that look like cigs
Free boxes of incense
Free pokers
and $1 off each of our purchases
He totally made our night.
Year 2020: My Theory
I predict that in year 2020, a few years years after when weed is legalized in all of America, their will be so many giant weed growing corporations all striving to make mass produced dank bud. This means the supply of weed will go up by like 1000%, thus driving the price of dank weed to real cheap, like $5 a gram or whatnot. If this actually happens, weed would be passed around at average parties kind of like how beer is nowadays.
I want to go to parties like that :)
Spa-Ghetto
I've been eating this for years and just thought of a name for it. Top ramen with spaghetti sauce. It's a cheap way to make spaghetti. I now call it spa-ghetto!
Cheap cheap bud
so apparently weed in Columbia is like 10 cents a gram... i feel like we're being cheated somehow :(
Free Food at Fast Food
Wendys messed my drive through order up. I went in and asked for the two additional chicken sandwiches that they forgot to put in the bag. Without looking at my receipt they asked me what they forgot in the bag I told them two chicken sandwiches, no questions asked they replaced the food and apologized. After walking out the door I realized it would be very simple to go through the drive through order four chicken sandwiches and then go back to the front of the store and say they only gave you two sandwiches.... read more »
Affordable Laundry
Laundry detergent: $11.99; Dryer sheets: stolen from parents; 5 loads of laundry: 40 quarters; The feeling of wearing clean clothes: way too damn expensive.
Now that energy efficient machines are available we need to make economically efficient laundry facilities as well as cheaper machines so those of us scraping by could afford to buy their own.
Why are many driven to stay indoors?
Think back to a few decades ago. People left their homes and attended social events like concerts, walks in parks, held dances, and just were outgoing and social. Opposed to today, where there appears to be a drive to stay indoors. There is a big focus on new technologies such as bigger, thinner, better looking televisions, and state of the art graphics and capabilities in video-game consoles. Technologies such as these promote unhealthy lifestyles and cheap entertainment to keep our minds distracted...I love Infected Mushroom.
PAge iT!!!
Ever misplace the remote, car keys, house keys, etc...Wat if we could invent a little device... no bigger than a key holder and let it be able to receive pages from telephones. it would have a flashing light and a vibrate function and it would also have a miniature screen (optional)... there would also be a ringtone function on it. You would simply attach this device to ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING!! Over time you can download ringtones, buy face covers and all other phone accesories. My HIGHdea
Low cost cure for nailbiting habit.
Nailbitten hands disgust me. I hear there is some bullshit nailpolish crap that you paint on your nails to make them taste bad which will stop you from biting them. Fuck that. Low cost solution: next time you're about to bite your nails, just shove that shit up your cornhole. You'll have stinky poo on your fingers, and you definitely won't want to bite them. Problem fuckin' SOLVED.
