playing with those massive parachutes in gym class! remember those?! they were so rad!

I have been smoking for almost 3 years now, yet everytime im blazed and driving my car, and theres a cop in sight, my hand instinctively turns the radio down. As if my blown out Ford Explorer sound system is going to tell the cops i just smoked a blunt to my face.

I was cuddling my cat and became fixated on her toe. I started imagining the complexity of the circulatory system, of bone and muscle structure, and beyond that the wonderment at the microscopic level in just her toe alone. It's just fantastic.

Me and 2 of my friends just smoked 2 blunts and gave one of my friends cats, catnip. As the cat started to trip out from the stuff, we all started to wonder what the cat was thinking, so we started to talk as if we were the cat, and for 30 whole minutes, we all took turns pretending that we were the cat and what we were saying were it's thoughts.

Vote up if you've ever wondered what your animals are thinking, because I sure as hell have, especially when I'm faded.

What would happen if you impregnate a Tiger with like a common house cats siemen? Would you have domestic mini tigers? I would want one!