cars

cars.

if you had a time machine instead of a car would people ask when yourgoing instead of where?

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They should make a car called the 420 "Hot" Boxster that after every tank of gas used it spits out a nice gram of weed for you. And as the owner you have the option to smoke this dank car weed, or put it back in the gas tank and have it power the car until the next fill up. So you can either get high yourself, or let the world get high from your emissions, thus leading to world peace. Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

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Distinctly NOT cop headlights

Lets all thank those drivers who have headlights that are a different shade then normal headlights. It helps me determine that you ARE NOT a police officer and I can hit this bowl sitting in my center console..

So thanks again dim headlighted people...

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Color Coded Cars

Cars should be painted according to their driving records or their driving habits. "whoa watch out for that orange car, he's gonna cut you off" or "damn why did we have to get stuck behind a blue, they go so slow?!"

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not at an actual transformer

so one time when i was baked i saw a yellow power convertible car start to put the top up. i legitimately thought it was a transformer.

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Punch Buggies

so i was extremely high last night driving around when i got cut off by a punch buggie. then i started to think .. you fucking punch buggie.. everytime you pass by someone gets punched.. because of you ! i hope you feel bad. - i hope someone punches you one day because of YOUR car. how fucking inconsiderate of YOU to be driving along on your merry way while hundreds of people are getting abused. fuck you punch buggies

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woodland critters

Do you think that animals see cars as a large mean animal that runs them over?

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Fuck the police, and those who look like em!

I hate it when non-police people drive those old white crown vics, and with the big ass mirrors. Fucken bastards have sketched me out so many times.
So my idea, make all the new police cars be fluorescent yellow.