Pop Rocks
You all remember pop rocks? I wonder how many kids' skulls they had to go through before they found the exact right amount of pop.
If women were candy. . . .
I'd be more of a skittles guy. Cause M&M's are always the same flavor. I like a little variety so I can taste the rainbow
The Munchies
Man, you ever been baked and had crazy munchies? But you don't feel like moving and your lazy ass weed roaching friends don't wanna do shit but smoke more of your weed..WTF..Man, here it is...Wait for it...
A 24-Hour Munchie Delivery Service...I mean like JUNK FOOD Junkie, they would have it all, from pop (soda, coke) to Sour Patch Kids to fucking microwaved fried mushrooms...C'mon they would be potheads, shit you could just say "Hey, I'd like to order some munchies, just pick me out whatever"...and BAM! Motherfucking bag of Butterfingers at you door. Ha, you feel me potheadz?
confusing candy hearts
ok so we all know there are those little candy hearts that say 'be mine' and 'yes' and 'always' and shit like that, whenever I see one I read it and I'm like 'oh...' and my excitement meter stays at zero.
I want to start making ones with weird words and phrases on it, and give them to people so they go 'thanks... wait, wtf?' my ideas so far:
-Aardvarks
-Turn Around...
-Oven Mitts
-30 Minutes Until
-Wipe My Windshield
-Potato Head
-Do the Dishwasher
-Infant?
-Vas Deferens
-Don't Ask
-Nice Fingers
-I Am, Are You?
anyone got some good ones?
Willy Wonka Gum
What if the Willy Wonka 5 course meal gum existed? i could go for a five course meal in a compact piecce of gum
Killer munchies
Anti - gravity room
filled with m&ms, skittles, and other assorted fun sized candies all floating around.
picture it.
Edible Staples
ok so have you ever been eating a home made burrito or an omelet or something that was just too damn big for the plate? pop in an edible staple! its perfect you could have cheese flavor, plain flavor, or like a candy flavor that you just eat like candy. its bulletproof.
Fun Dip is the shit
Fun dip says fuck hiding behind chocolate or something chewy, kids want sugar. They say dip a stick of sugar in more sugar. Fuck yeah
Bud Bites.
Okay, try to follow me on this one.
When you look at a really pretty bud, what is the first thing you think of (besides "I wanna smoke this shit")? "I wish I could just put this is my mouth and taste it". At least that's what I think. So here's the idea. You make a candy that looks almost exactly like a fat bud, but is obviously candy. The crystals would be sugar crystals. There would be different flavors, like Blueberry Yum Yum and Shiskaberry. Along with the candy there would be a little tin of sour or super sweet powder called "Keef". You would dip the buds in the keef and fucking enjoy.... read more »
