Fuck wind!
There needs to be a button I can press to shut of wind.
Doesn't mister Floaty Cloud Guy know I need to smoke a bowl?
God Dammit Mister Floaty Cloud Guy...
Beer Can....
If you say "beer can" in a British accent, you're saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent...Mind officially blown.
Garbage bag refiller
I hate having to run around every time I have to put in a new garbage bag in the trash can (bathroom, kitchen, where ever) I think trash cans should come with a roll of extra bags at the bottom, like a tissue box, so you would just pull a new one out and put it in. The roll could be in the bottom of the can, which would be easier to install, but that could get dirty, so it could also be at the front of the can.
Reducable Pringles can
Have a pull string or two built into the pringles can so that when you get part way through the stack you can easily remove the now empty portion of the can but still be able to put the lid on. You then also avoid the hassle of reaching deep inside the can to get chips or tipping it back into your mouth and getting crumbs everywhere.
Beer shotgun perforations
Beer cans that will be used to "shotgun," will now have perforations where you should poke the hole. This will result in more smooth holes, and the hole will always be poked in the most beneficial angle to open the tab.
