If You Mixed...
butter and "I cant believe its not butter" do you get "I can sort of believe that some of this isnt butter"?
Peanut Butter Slices
So I had this idea of peanut butter slices, kind of like cheese slices, just peanut butter.
peel off two sides, slap it in some bread with some banana.
instant peanut butter banana sandwich.
Butter for Mac n' Cheese
Dear Butter,
F**K you! I need you so bad right now for my mac n cheese and you aren't here to support me. What the hell man, I can't make it without you. You always do this to me. I hate you. I'll eat candy instead.
Much love,
me.
my favorite peanut butter is the peanut butter inside reeses
yup, my favorite peanut butter is the peanut butter inside reeses
try this trust me
I just made this and it was awesome. Get a bagel, split it, toast it, spread butter on it and let it melt, put jelly on it (grape), and enjoy. Fuck, now i want another one.
jelly in reeces peanut butter cup
they need to put jelly in the reeces peanut butter cups, it would taste soooo good
Buttered Toast + Cat Perpetual Energy Device
Someone else posted the question regarding a cat and buttered toast, i.e. the buttered side of toast always lands face-down, whereas a cat always lands on its feet; if you attach a piece of toast to a cat's back with the buttered side up, which would land on the ground?
I propose that neither of the pair would land first; indeed, both the cat and the toast will continuously hover inches above the ground, forever rotating, neither landing. Harnessing this perpetual movement, we will solve the world's energy crisis.
Cat vs. Toast Experiment
FACT: Cats always land on their feet.
FACT: The toast never lands butter side up.
Predicament: If we tie buttered toast to the back of a cat (butter side up) and aggressively toss the cat out the window, which one wins?
New And Imprpoved Movie Theatre Butter Popcorn Application
Instead of bringing in a cup of butter to apply to your popcorn halfway through the movie when the butter-saturated top layers gives way to the dry, butter thirsty middle and bottom. Try this highDEA to minimize effort and maximize total butter saturation.
Step 1. Apply butter to top of popcorn as you normally would.
Step 2. Obtain a straw at your nearest soda vending machine.
Step 3. Insert straw into popcorn bag. To desired depth of popcorn. (imagine you are drilling for oil)
Step 4. Place the top of the straw directly under the butter spout. (a perfect fit i might add)
Step 5.... read more »
Mid Movie Butter Refill For Popcorn
You know when you buy the big bucket of popcorn at the movie theater and you get about mid bucket only to find all the butter you dumped on the top is all gone, what about a way you can put more butter on the popcorn mid movie without having to go back to the snack stand to get it.
You can ask for a cup of water(free in most places) and dump the water out or down your throat and fill it with the butter, then when you are running out of butter on your popcorn, BAM, buttery popcorn in your bucket and mouth again, without missing any of the movie.
