Someone else posted the question regarding a cat and buttered toast, i.e. the buttered side of toast always lands face-down, whereas a cat always lands on its feet; if you attach a piece of toast to a cat's back with the buttered side up, which would land on the ground?

I propose that neither of the pair would land first; indeed, both the cat and the toast will continuously hover inches above the ground, forever rotating, neither landing. Harnessing this perpetual movement, we will solve the world's energy crisis.

Instead of bringing in a cup of butter to apply to your popcorn halfway through the movie when the butter-saturated top layers gives way to the dry, butter thirsty middle and bottom. Try this highDEA to minimize effort and maximize total butter saturation.
Step 1. Apply butter to top of popcorn as you normally would.
Step 2. Obtain a straw at your nearest soda vending machine.
Step 3. Insert straw into popcorn bag. To desired depth of popcorn. (imagine you are drilling for oil)
Step 4. Place the top of the straw directly under the butter spout. (a perfect fit i might add)
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