when i am wealthy,
i am going to have a room in my house that you have to climb a ladder to get to. when you get up there, the entire floor is going to be one big temper pedic mattress, even the trap door from the ladder will have a mattress over it. then the room will be all glass, but it will be the glass thats in those transition lenses so it doesnt get too hot in the sun, and it will be my weed enjoyment room :) concealed speakers for music and a fridge and pantry for munchies and drinks built into a non glass wall or something. you all are welcome to come!
2 Dollar Tips
I want to go to the bank and get a bunch of 2 dollar bills and just tip people with 2 dollar bills. Getting 2 dollars for a tip is pretty lame but if you give them a 2 dollar bill they would be like "WOAH I just got a 2 dollar bill" and it would make there day haha
blunt bandaids
you know how you use papers for fixing rips or holes in ur blunt! well they should make little papers for just fixing blunts or splifs so you dont have to rip a paper or use all that extra paper......an they can be called bleezy-aids
Screw guard dogs!
I want a guard monkey! and ill call him Furious George. I think that would be fucking awesome personally.
Why marijuana is better than alcohol...
Bud makes brownies amazing.
Alcohol makes you puke brownies.
Chocolate+Liquor+Puking=Death.
So kids, smoke weed, don't drink.
New law...
Burning somebody (giving somebody oregano instead of weed or flat-out taking the money and running) should be made illegal and punishable by death.
Awkward first smoke..
Don't you hate when you just meet someone and you smoke for the first time, and you dont know their sense of humor or anything so you dont know what to talk about? Then there is a series of awkward eye contact.
