Why marijuana is better than alcohol...
Bud makes brownies amazing.
Alcohol makes you puke brownies.
Chocolate+Liquor+Puking=Death.
So kids, smoke weed, don't drink.
haha, cops.
anyone hear about the officer who took weed from suspects and baked it in some brownies and though he was overdosing?
hail stoner cops
Best Brownies
Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg would make the absolutely best weed brownies in the world together.
how i broke my friend
My best smoking buddy decided to go on a two-week withdrawal in order to up her tolerance which she feels has gotten too low. I ruined her plans after a week by making brownies with an oz of weed in them. Some people just can't resist....
aint that a pip
so i made meself a batch of speacial brownies. and covered them in plastic with a sticky note saying "DO NOT EAT". so i come home later to find me brownies half eaten on the table, with my 10 year old sister passed out on the couch, and my 12 year brother chewing on his wii remote. fml
better brownies
next time you make brownies make them in a cupcake pan. It's like every brownie is always a corner!!
muffin man.
i wonder if the muffin man was also a dope man. i wonder if the customer has some sort of facial movement to signal the muffin man to slip in some grass. i guess making baked goods doesnt pay the bills, so he puts weed in the muffins and such so the drury lane police dont come and steal his shit. oh muffin man, how you pleasure our bodies and minds with your delicious muffintastic pot. i also guess thats how pot brownies originated.
does he have a wife?
big brownie mistake
So my little sister was suppose to make brownies for her 5th grade classmates which got me all inspired to make me n my buds some weed brownies, cause Ive never actually tried it. So the next morning me n my friends eat my brownies and spend the whole day wondering why we werent getting high. we assumed that weed brownies only work in the movies or somthing. Then my 11 year old sister gets home laughing her ass off at EVERYTHING!!.........oh shit.....am i going to hell?
Am i dating MaryJane?
Ok so since I've started smoking weed day in and day out for quite a lengthy period of time I've come to notice something... I really don't put that much time in to trying to find a girlfriend and I've come to the realization that this is because Mary Jane is my girlfriend. Everyone is falling for Mary Jane, especially me. I'm always calling her trying to see her and she's never busy. She's there when I go to sleep at night and when I wake up she's still there, never leaving me.... read more »
