boobs

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Pot Boobies

Tonight I picked up a sac and hid it in my bra. When I was changing for bed I realized I had forgotten it there. Now my tits smell like dank weed. Yay! Pot Boobies!

337

i wish slavery was legal....

so someone could pick the cotton out of my mouth

91

Car Radio...

I have been smoking for almost 3 years now, yet everytime im blazed and driving my car, and theres a cop in sight, my hand instinctively turns the radio down. As if my blown out Ford Explorer sound system is going to tell the cops i just smoked a blunt to my face.

58

boobs are even better high

i like girls i like weed. boobs and weed and chocolate covered pretzels.

35

Licking you

Can you lick your boobs? Cuse I can. I'm just sitting here and licking my breast. It's so much fun. Try it it's amazing

34

Boob Eyepatch

Bikini tops are like eye patches for titties...Tee Hee juuust saaayin'

123

i love my boobs

this may make me sound weird but i have huge boobs and i was just so high i started jiggling my boob and i was like wow boobs are such fun toys i am so lucky i have them. stress relievers and play toys.

46

breasts!!!

boobs deserve a better name then boobs or tits or breasts, those names aren't worthy of that level of awesomeness. from now on im only going to call them "love pillows" with a british accent, it sounds so much better

23

I live in such a stoner town

in my town, it is legal for women to be completely topless in the main square of town
it's pretty much just as common to smell weed smoke in the streets as cigarette smoke.
on april 20th (4/20), hundreds of people go up to the park and smokes weed all day. the cops go there, but they don't do anything at all.
and best of all, the majority of the people in the town smoke weed.

good shit, good shit.

95

Girls should be able to go topless

It's legal for a morbidly obese man with disgusting hairy man-tits to walk around in public, but not for a smokin' hot chick with a perfect rack. ...... What is WRONG with us?