boobies

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Boob Eyepatch

Bikini tops are like eye patches for titties...Tee Hee juuust saaayin'

47

The Secret To Boobies

if there were no nipples on boobies there would no point of the boobies they would just be fat sacks

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windshield message LEDs

imagine if you could buy like an LED strip you put at the top of your windshield on the inside so it faces the outside and you have a little keypad in your car so you can put messages that scroll across it on there? that would be awesome, so you can talk shit to the people driving 15 under or hot chicks on the highway or something

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Food idea: French Tortillas

You know how French toast is delicious? Well French tortillas would be excellent as well. I've made them, but I forgot the crucial step because I was baked... anyway.

Ingredients:

eggs
tortillas
saucer/bowl for tortilla dipping
pan for frying up
stuff to go in tortilla (savory stuff probably best, but try sweet stuff too.)

Crack eggs into saucer, dip tortilla into it. (This is IMPORTANT! DO NOT get baked and think that putting the eggs in the pan with the tortilla will work better.... read more »

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root beer cow.

so this is a little ditty i've been toying with for awhile. basically what i've invented (currently awaiting patent) is something i like to call root beer cow. i know all of you here like to partake in certain illegal activities so i know you're gonna know what i'm talking about when i say there's a certain time in every cannibus-loving homosapian's liFe when you just gotta get on some root beer float action and there just isn't anyone around who can satisfy your needs. well no need to fret, my friend...there is root beer cow.... read more »