Fuck Snowdays!!!
i mean there good and all but how come we only get outta school when it's shitty?
When do we get a sunshine day? That's what i want.
Yo-Yo Grinders
A grinder that doubles as a yo-yo so that when your waiting for your next hit you can just yo-yo and shit. Also the grinder should grind while you are yo yoing.
Toilet Bong.
A gravyity bong built into the back part of your toilet where the clean water is.
So when you flush and it drains, the water level going down draws smoke into the cistern and you can suck is out as it refills the cistern.
So you can get high, while you get low.
Telly: The Whale From Seaworld Who Got Fed Up.
I think everyone should smoke in honor of Telly, the killer whale from seaworld, he was one of the a rare breed of creatures on this planet, the ones that have the big enough balls to say "Hey man, i belong in the wild, i aint taking this shit no mo" Telly was fed up being in a little puddle and killed his trainer, and now they want to kill telly, SAVE TELLY!!!!
The Fishong: A Must-Have Piece
I really want to customize a bong and have a fish tank in the bottom on a separate level, but have the appearance that there isn't a separate chamber.
Smoking and staring at a goldfish would keep me perfectly content for hours. I'd be like pass me my fishong ...or if it's a real classy occasion, my boish =)
planet earth + pink floyd
last night there were four of us passing my bong around while watching planet earth with the sound off and playing pink floyd at the same time. i do not believe i have ever been so high or have ever had my mind blown that much inside of 30 minutes in my life. i was unable to make any sort of a coherient thought.
Magic Bongfish
Wouldnt it be sweet if there was a magical goldfish that could survive in my bong feeding off the ash that pulled thru and my bong water would always be sparkling fresh...like those fish that chill by a sharks gills...and my bong rips would also keep current running through his tank so the benefits are mutual...ahhh fresh bong rips
