blunt

156

Rolling suff

does anyone else find themselves rolling random pieces of paper to look like joints? i have found i just do it out of habit now. For example gum rappers.

118

Fuck Snowdays!!!

i mean there good and all but how come we only get outta school when it's shitty?
When do we get a sunshine day? That's what i want.

93

New law...

Burning somebody (giving somebody oregano instead of weed or flat-out taking the money and running) should be made illegal and punishable by death.

255

Yo-Yo Grinders

A grinder that doubles as a yo-yo so that when your waiting for your next hit you can just yo-yo and shit. Also the grinder should grind while you are yo yoing.

163

The coolest friend you could ever have

I was thinking how incredible it would be when you turn 18 you get a weed buddy made entirely of weed and is exactly as big and heavy as you. It would take your whole life to smoke him but he would age around the same rate as you would since you only take a little off of him each time you smoke. So by the time you die he would have shrunk all the way to a blunt and after you smoke the last of him you die at the same time. And not only that hes the coolest guy ever and hes exactly who you want to hang out with all the time. I would name mine Steven

64

I am.

so. high. its. not. even. funny.

i think i am most stoned right... now.

124

ultimate hot box

After completing a succesful mission into space...how sweet would it be to light up a blunt in the rocket ship...put on your astronaut suit and helmet (with the blunt in your mouth)....and then float out into zero gravity while getting high as shit

49

So some girl hit me up

and she's been feelin me all week textin me n shit u know how it goes, and i just finished pearling this fat blunt and she says she wants me to come over before she leaves to go home for the weekend and my boys are waiting to smoke w me and idk what to do all i know is this is the best dilemma ive ever been in!

76

The preparation!

The last breath you exhale before hitting the bong, bowl, or blunt. Just like an Olympic high divers last breath, before mustering all their strength together; to launch themselves from a board and sent hurdling toward the depths.

88

Time Capsule

Wouldn't it be cool to start a blunt with your best friends, then clip it halfway, bury it in a container, and finish it 10 years later?