gothic kids
you know the kids that go around with demon marks dressed in black in all, well sometimes they will get together at an abandoned house with a witchcraft for dummies book and try to wake a demon...what do you think those kids would do if the devil came and bit one of their heads off hahahahaha
(shampoo optional)
ok, so i was paranoid last night. fuckin fearful. my friends and i were just chillin, smokin up a little before we had a singing performance. i was the only black guy in the car and i was like, "dudes....we're about to go inside....do you think the smell sticks in my hair more? cause it's curlier." but they decided it was okay since i was the tallest person in the world, and i felt better.
i love my bros.
p.s. when i registered for highDEAS just now the confirmation email was number 420 in my inbox. win.
Stoner Olympics
There should be olympic games for stoners. Events could include hackey sack and ultimate frisbee in the summer, and snowboarding in the winter. We need to think of more events. And the flame could be used to smoke the weed, medals could be presswed blocks of hash with their value or whatever pressed into it with a stamp. Blonde for Gold, Black for Bronze, and Red for silver.
And anyone caught not stoned during the events will be banned from competition and their medals revoked.
Silent Lighter
When you want to be quite but still smoke alot just light a candle. it only takes one light from ur lighter and u constantly have fire. just press the gas without flicking the flint and hold the gas over the flame and smoke that weed.
1904 park job
thatd suck to forget where you parked since every car in america was a black Model T Ford
someone posted something about obama
and it reminded me.... obama is only half black, and he is considered our first black president... im sure there was a president in the past that had a sliver of black in him, why didn't he get recognition as our first black president? clearly you don't have to be all black to be considered black. so i guess it would be safe to say obama is our 44th white president.. he's half white after all.
Now im not racist...
But for some reason, black dealers always short me and only have one kind of bud, while white dealers tend to have several different strains to choose from, and the bag is always weighed out perfect, if not above.
Heres my dilemma, I have a mixed dealer, who is half white, half black. I keep getting short sacks, but he always calls me the next day or so, apologizes, and reimburses me with more bud than was originally missing from the sack...... read more »
gateway drug
is marijuana a gateway drug? yes, it always seems to lead me to internet porn and fruit snacks.
