Bitches vs. Weed
I recently got my heart broken like really bad! So I started dating this chick I knew from college. The bitch told me she hates when guys put up a front and aren't who they really are. She also said she hates when people smoke weed. So I quit. She also told me she loved me. She invited me to Florida where she's from. I'm from Michigan. So I blew $448 on tickets and flew down there. We had a great time. Like a REALLY good time. I got back to Michigan 2 days before Christmas.... read more »
Bad highDEAS, youre killing me : /
So lately i noticed people posting the same bad shit a lot... it makes me sad cause this website was great (not saying it isn't) but now people just say upvote this and make fake stories up about what theyll do and people post lyrics as posts like they came up with that shit and now everyones writing poems. or they want legit profiles with pics and info. Here's my point bear with me please...
Since when is being high and smoking weed have to be "trendy" these kids make it like myspace. I love weed and those people are bringin my high way down
Dumb bitches...
You know what really pisses me off? When you have been dating a girl for like three months and they wanna celebrate that. Who the fuck celebrates three months? You could do that without ever seeing each other, like for reals. Honestly it's called an anniversary, come on girls we got to spend our money on other things...
good bye FML
if everyone who used and went on fmylife was high, there would be no more FML. Vote up to shut down Fmylife cuz its just a bunch of people bitchin. get high people you wont be so sad.
Economy-------->
Humans should train owls like in Harry Potter so that they could carry around our letters and packages for no cost and 100% fuel efficiency
oh...you could pay them in mice
Movie Theatre Drink Vending Machine Thingy
so this is hard to explain:
were all thirsty in the movie theatre right, but getting up is such a hassle. what if there were tubes in everychair where if you were thirsty you put in like 50 cents and you can suck on tube of soda for an alloted amount of time. sorta like a hookah tube. of coarse there would be sanitary covers for each person.
