If you say "beer can" in a British accent, you're saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent...Mind officially blown.

I was watching this special on history channel the other day about beer, and they were saying that they think humans discovered how to make alcohol before we figured out bread and stuff. So we started harvesting all these cereal grains (hops, barley, wheat) to get drunk. Then we figure out we can eat them and make bread which is a huge important discovery.
So then I was thinking about all the great things about cannabis. Like how efficient it is for making clothes, paper, running vehicles, etc.... read more »

just put beer in your de-humidifier(or humidifier, whatever works best). and you get everyone in your crib drunk cuz the alcohol is absorbed into the air

Okay instead of beer pong why not bong pong!!! same rules apply you need to throw a ping pong ball into a cup from one side of a ping pong table to the other. if you score the opposing team has to take a rip from the bong. and the game continues

So I am adapting the idea from someone's apartment that I saw do this with a beer bottle.

In my apartment/condo/house (eventually), I am going to have one of those red boxes that have "Break in Case of Emergency" on it, and inside of it is going to be a perfectly wrapped fat blunt in the middle floating in the air just waiting to be used.... In case of an Emergency.

Also, to make sure that it remains fresh, I will need to replace it every month, giving me another reason to smoke