Rolling suff
does anyone else find themselves rolling random pieces of paper to look like joints? i have found i just do it out of habit now. For example gum rappers.
Time travel
I finally figured it out. So you know when you're baked how tie feels like it's goin super slow. That's because you're just thinking faster than time can move. And if you're moving faster than time, that's basically time travel. So the key to time travel is to smoke weed.
Atmoshpere
This morning me and my friend wake and baked. I was listening to sunshine by atmoshpere with my bong in hand, about to take a hit. When i took the hit, the sunlight hit me dead in the eye. It was epic.
Successful Smokers
So sick of hearing idiots (aka republicans) say that weed is for losers. I share my profile on here with my girlfriend who is an attorney. I have a bachelor’s degree from one of the country's top business universities and about to start law school myself. This post is for my young smokers. Do not believe that weed will stop your dreams. Smoke On!
Vote Up if you're not going to let the haters stop you from chasing your dream and smoking while doing so.
my favorite text from last night
(917):im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The Munchies
Man, you ever been baked and had crazy munchies? But you don't feel like moving and your lazy ass weed roaching friends don't wanna do shit but smoke more of your weed..WTF..Man, here it is...Wait for it...
A 24-Hour Munchie Delivery Service...I mean like JUNK FOOD Junkie, they would have it all, from pop (soda, coke) to Sour Patch Kids to fucking microwaved fried mushrooms...C'mon they would be potheads, shit you could just say "Hey, I'd like to order some munchies, just pick me out whatever"...and BAM! Motherfucking bag of Butterfingers at you door. Ha, you feel me potheadz?
Bake and Wake
So whenever i go over to my friends house we party. When enough of us wake up the morning after, we load a bong, if anybody is still asleep we put a blanket over thier head and hotbox them, they wake up already high
An incredible theory
Alright so I was blazed and I took a shower. I was in there for about 40 min just thinking.
Somehow my thought proces. brought me to this amazing realization.
It says in the Bible"in the beginning God created light(heavens, earth, etc.) and
it was good." Well good things are positive, and protons have a positive charge. Therefore, what if our entire universe is inside of a proton in an atom of another complete universe? and what if every proton of every atom in our universe had a universe inside of it... it's an infinity within an infinity...... read more »
