microwave master
my boyfriend is the microwave master. every time we get stoned we have to nuke our munchie food (i live in a dorm and don't have a kitchen) and he always puts just the right amount of time so that it's perfect!
awesome. :D
On the rocks
I wish weed was so cheap you could buy it in bales, throw it on the rocks at the sauna, and just sit back and bask in a cloud of green smoke. :)
My favorite thing ever:
is putting on clothes that just came out of the dryer.
They are so nice and warm.
It's like my clothes are hugging my whole body.
Camel Back Vape
It'd be like those camel backs, but instead of having drinks you'd have a vape powered by who gives a shit and you could his the vape while you were walking to/from anywhere. It'd be sick, i thought of this just now while i was hitting a vape and reading about the weed hats dude that sounds sick as well.
SCHOOL!!!!
who loves getting wicked high and going to class. i definitely pay way more ATTENTION when i'm high in a class. plus i get to draw crazy shit in my notebooks.
happiness consultant.
this morning started out right until one of my regs came over and bought a sack, he brought a friend i'd never met and introduced me as his "totally awesome drug-dealer" i stopped him there and replied "its happiness consultant, nigguh"
super power
i want a super power where i can change the size of shit. that way i could make a bunch of different sized pillows and make a house out of them where everything including the house is made of pillows. Everything except the pillows. the pillows would be made out of weed.
You People
i always have to go through the awkward task of figuring out if people that i meet smoke weed,
but on highDeas, i always know the answer is yes. :)
my kind of people.
Right, Turn, Arrows
The best thing when driving stoned, is when you get a green arrow at a red light. I mean c'mon its like a fucking godsend to know you can turn freely and not look like a damn dumbass in the middle of the intersection. For example: when you get a green light and have to make a left turn without an arrow you have to wait and look at the headlights of other cars, and your like,"Shit man, How close are they to me", which leads to turning and not looking in front of you to see a curb is there, you almost hit that son of a bitch.... read more »
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