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DECRIMINALIZATION OF MARIJUANA COMING SOON

Former Governor of New Mexico, Gary Johnson was on Bill Maher this week and said something that blew my mind.

44% of the country is for the decriminalization of marijuana. When 56% of the country thinks 44% of the country should be behind bars that equals BAD LAW!!!!!!!!!!

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Cat Feet

Imagine if you could just wear cats instead of shoes, so they would just walk around for you all the time. Cats are already 100% awesome, so that would be super fantastic terrific

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Hot boxing an invisible car...

What would happen if you were to hot box an invisible car. Besides the fact that everyone could see you were smoking, it would probably look so cool. Just a like floating smokey cloud car diving down the street. Awesome.

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Screw guard dogs!

I want a guard monkey! and ill call him Furious George. I think that would be fucking awesome personally.

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Weed Wednesday

I decided to drop most of my wednesday classes, and usher in a new era of "Weed Wednesday". I now have the entire day free to do nothing but blaze, throw some frisbee, watch entourage, eat food, and chill with friends. Today is a good day.

On a side note, I will be holding a funeral for my recently deceased vaporizor. RIP Alexander the Vape :(

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Scientists say it takes...

Scientists say it takes about 20,000 joints in a 15 minute period to have a lethal amount of weed...
That being said, lets go smoke 19,999 joints in 15 minutes.

:D

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do you people seriously not understand

how fucking nuts it is that we can train killer whales. i mean come on. we're completely underestimating this technology. killer whales are the tbe most badass thing in the ocean. nothing, NOTHING, fucks with a killer whale. they jump on the beach and grab seals. they do flips. and they listen to us. get on this, please.

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The coolest friend you could ever have

I was thinking how incredible it would be when you turn 18 you get a weed buddy made entirely of weed and is exactly as big and heavy as you. It would take your whole life to smoke him but he would age around the same rate as you would since you only take a little off of him each time you smoke. So by the time you die he would have shrunk all the way to a blunt and after you smoke the last of him you die at the same time. And not only that hes the coolest guy ever and hes exactly who you want to hang out with all the time. I would name mine Steven

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homemade pie,

new sack of white widow, two of my closest friends, ratatat, and 36 colorful sharpies. Tuesday nights never looked so good.

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Weed: Performance Enhancer

Michael Phelps can win 8 gold medals in one olympics and chill with some weed in the offseason. Tim Lincecum can smoke weed and win 2 consecutive Cy Young awards. And Ricky Williams can smoke weed and still be one of the most prolific running backs ever...It would seem to me that weed improves your ability to function, not hinders it. Perhaps the government should look into this.