astronaut

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Neil Armstrong

this dude was on the moon

HE STOOD ON THE FUCKING MOON

I need to go to the moon in my lifetime

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Soo.. I was thinking

I was thinking about being an astronaut when I grow up. I mean, Just think how amazing it would be to be in space, looking at the planets, blazed outta your mind. Then, It came to mind that you cant get high in space because there's no oxygen.. Being an astronaut is the worst job ever.

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The sky is the limit

People always say that the sky is the limit as a compliment, but what if you were in astronaut school and someone told you that, it would be an insult

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about as high as you can get.

if i was an astronaut, i would hot box it in my spaceman suit while i'm floating around in space.
i'd be so high while high.

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Astronaut helmet for Austronaut hits.

Stemmed from: http://highdeas.com/technology/Astronaut_Hits

What I want is a big glass sphere with an open bottom and a bowl on top, essentially a gravity bong that you can swim up under and stick your head in and get uber baked astronaut-style. Nice.