shitty parents
Having parents who punish you for doing little shit like taking a shot of vodka with your brother celebrating the birth of his child i dont know what they would do if they found out i have 3 ounces of weed hidden in the back of my guitar amp
Why marijuana is better than alcohol...
Bud makes brownies amazing.
Alcohol makes you puke brownies.
Chocolate+Liquor+Puking=Death.
So kids, smoke weed, don't drink.
you don't think wen you drunk
You think so much more wen your high. they should call alcohol 'dope' not pot
Douche Bag Drinkers
Don't you just hate it when there are those snobby people that don't smoke, but drink. And they are all "I hate weed, it makes you stupid. Your stupid for doing it" but then they get fucking smashed and then cheat on there boyfriend and fuck some random guy. Just saying. You just make yourself look stupid:)
Weed: 984,934,593
Alcohol: 0
COPS... aren't always bad.
Last night was the scariest shit ever! There were a couple of parties last night that I had driven my friends to, but I was super tired and didn't feel like drinking or being too social, so I dropped my last friend off around 1 AM and started driving home. I passed a cop right when I drove out of the parking lot of my friend's dorm and he flipped a bitch and started following me. I knew I was getting pulled over for sure. I had JUST smoked in my car, so I put the windows down hoping to air it out (yea right!).... read more »
For the Lazy
Drive thru I-Hop. Yes? Definitely.
and a Delivery Liquor Store. shiiit yeah
oh and fuckn delivery for ihop as well why the fuck not?! sweet
Where to hide my weed at college...
I have decided that I am going to hollow out the alcohol and drug policy of my college's student handbook and hide my weed in there lol
Alternate Weedality
Imagine a world where alcohol and weed traded places. So from today, miraculously, alcohol was illegal and everyone went to bars to smoke weed instead. EVerywhere would be so chilled. The emergency rooms would be practically empty and everyone would wake up happy and hungry rather than miserable with a hangover.
Weed World (nightlife)
Next time youre in a bar or pub, imagine the potential of a world where every alcohol related thing was substitued for a weed related thing. For example, everyone with a pint would have a keen J, everyone with a pitcher would have a bong etc.. everyone would be just sitting around loving the music, conversation and bar snacks. You wouldnt have to put up with agressive drunk idiots, everyone would be so chilled about meeting new people.... read more »
alcohol vs marijuana.
alcohol=dead people
marijuana=laid back people that that eat snacks and think about the nexus of the universe
in a society where the police give you a ticket for not wearing a seat belt in your own car when your by yourself for your own safety "so they say" and there are warning lables on everything you see even coffee saying 'contents very hot" if the powers at be want us to be so safe why isn't there a warning on alcohol saying "warning contents might make you wreck your car or fight your brother or get mad over nothing a shoot your friend or punch a hole in the wall or have sex with a... read more »
