these are the best candy in existence, way better then regular sourpatch, and even better when your high...whose with me!?

Watermelon is good and all, but it's too big and impractical and impossible to eat one by yourself. We need to genetically engineer watermelons to be smaller, preferrably the size of an apple or small orange. Then you could pack one and take it with you to have for lunch or something.
And don't even get me started on the mini-watermelons that already exist. They're like grapefruit-shaped. That's still too big. Also; fuck grapefruit.