my idea is that once weed is legal, there should be THC honey made from the pollen/thc stuff from the weed (like how honey is made from flower pollen, why cnt weed be any different) i hope it works out, and you can put it on toast every morning so you can be happy off to work or school! or if youre fat you can just put it on ice cream hahaha (not fat, just a pig). that way you can have it any way you want! or even flavor your tea with thc honey :D

you are going to get BLITZED as FUCK and go see the new alice in wonderland when it comes out
I know I will

Did you know that if you are caught in Detroit with less than an ounce of pot, IN ONE BAG WITHOUT A SCALE, you do not get charged with a crime. There is literally too much other shit going on. One time i was standing on the corner smoking a blunt and a cop rolled up. Upon seeing and probably smelling the sweet chronic in my blunt, he rolled down his window and said to me "HEY... Get off the corner!" I continued walking and he drove away.

Ok. This one is simple, self-explanatory, and brilliant. Beer with THC in it. Kill two birds with one stone. When weed is legalized this will be the hottest item in our liquor stores.

Sometimes I get high and talk to Jahovah's Witnesses about getting high. I really feel that I should start walking around neighborhoods and knocking on doors to talk to people about the importance of getting high. Coming to a neighborhood near you... Getting High Witnesses

Sometimes I get high and think that touchscreen drive-thrus should serve white chocolate milk so I can start smoking more weed really high up in a tree.

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