Laptops are always there for you
When I am completely stoned we generally end up on youtube or fail blog laughing at everyone elses blunders. It has various functions, I personally will take it in the bathroom with me, that is where I am most comfortable. So I mentioned this to a friend and it got me thinking about the word laptop. Laptop spelled backwards spells pot-pal. This explains my use of a laptop not only when I am stoned but also while I am in the bathroom, thank you pot-pal, you will never let me down in my time of desperation for entertainment!
Fuck Snowdays!!!
i mean there good and all but how come we only get outta school when it's shitty?
When do we get a sunshine day? That's what i want.
Skunks and weed
Whenever i smell a skunk the fist thing i think is damn someone just sparked a blunt. I dont really mind the smell of skunks anymore.
A 10-15 minute sober pill
There needs to be a pill that makes you sober for like 10 to 15 minutes if you're drunk or a super paranoid high and you just want to drive home or to another party. This would prevent so much drunk driving that everyone's worried about and you get to go where you want without worrying or paying for a cab!
Modified Ligters
who else pries the safety thing off lighters so its easier to light? so annoying but so much better for stoner me.
I think...
I think i'm addicted to visine, not weed.
Bathing my eyes in its glorious nectar makes my life complete.
Successful Smokers
So sick of hearing idiots (aka republicans) say that weed is for losers. I share my profile on here with my girlfriend who is an attorney. I have a bachelor’s degree from one of the country's top business universities and about to start law school myself. This post is for my young smokers. Do not believe that weed will stop your dreams. Smoke On!
Vote Up if you're not going to let the haters stop you from chasing your dream and smoking while doing so.
Wake N Bake
To all my Wake N Bake budz out there who are up early in the morning kicking their days off the proper way like me, each hit I take is for you guys/girls.
Legal Smoking in Space
I am buying my own private space ship ASAP and i am going to hotbox my astronaut helmet while standing on the moon. Plus, no one can govern space so you can't get in trouble.
