Slow

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Time travel

I finally figured it out. So you know when you're baked how tie feels like it's goin super slow. That's because you're just thinking faster than time can move. And if you're moving faster than time, that's basically time travel. So the key to time travel is to smoke weed.

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Color Coded Cars

Cars should be painted according to their driving records or their driving habits. "whoa watch out for that orange car, he's gonna cut you off" or "damn why did we have to get stuck behind a blue, they go so slow?!"

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to the people in the car behind me.

yes, my friends, i am high.
and thats why i feel its necessary to drive 15 miles an hour, although the legal speed limit is 60.
please get off my ass. youre making me nervous.

i apologize for this inconvienence.

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An HD Channel showing clips of various things in Super slow motion.

If any other Shaw using Canadians here have seen "The Frame" channel on 225, imagine that. I mean last night I was just grooving so hard to the beautiful HD pictures on the 61 inch 1080p TV, the picture themes (beaches, city, africa, animals, cars) were divided up into half hour segments with a new picture on the screen every 30 seconds.... read more »