time is a scary thing
if you think about it... theres no real time. like how do you measure it when you look into the past and it feels like yesterday. or when you remember when you wanted something to come so fast and that was like 4 years ago. before i know it, in a blink of an eye... im gonna be a grandma with grandkids, remembering when i wrote this and think... i was soooo right.
Furbys, scary as hell
Never come in contact with a furby while high. Ever. That bitch will try to steal your munchies, and bite your finger..... and it gets pissed if you pet it too hard. Then it starts talking in some language you will never understand no matter how blazed you are. And on top of that, they have some motion sensing shit on their forehead, so if you walk by it starts yelling for food. Damn you buzzkilling furby for scaring the shit out of me!
Driving while faded as hell
Its kinda like time travel, except much more cost efficient and far less complicated.
IT'S ALL A LIE!!!!!!!
dude..........
check out everywhere on the site where it say's highdea......
now notice how the DEA in highDEA is capitalized......
D.E.A.= Drug Enforcement Administration
they force you to give up your e-mail address in order to become a member!
there secretly keeping an eye on all of us!
watching every person who comes on here
when they figure the site is popular enough
they will sweep the nation with a list of people who they know for a fact smoke marijuana,secretly putting us all into concentration camps.
we'll be locked in a room with no weed and only bread to eat.
there will be a t.v... read more »
Scary mirrors
whenever i'm looking in a mirror and have to bend over to pick something up, or opening a medicine cabinet, i always keep eye contact with myself. I've seen all those scary movies where they break eye contact and when they look back in the mirror someone is there to pounce on their ass
You know in Pineapple Express...
when they go into the woods during the night time? Well me and 2 of my friends thought that would be a fun little adventure. So we went out to the Blue Ridge Parkway and smoked a bowl of some dank headies. Well that soon became one of the worst ideas we have ever had. We soon realized that the woods were dark and things live in the dark that high people don't like. Don't go hang out stoned in the woods after dark. It's scary.
I hate my school
So as i'm sitting in my school computer lab, we are currently having a drug search. We are under a code yellow, which is where all students are confined into their current classroom. We were told to set our backpacks outside of the classroom. Right now the police are walking around with a drug dog, sniffing our backpacks and lockers. I can hear the dogs scraping feet, jingle of it's collar, and sniffing sounds outside the door.... im so scared
Red coloring you get when something is wrong when posting = terrifying
Seriously, I feel like all eyes are on me and someone is about to arrest me or something if I type one more thing wrong
life is a tv show
what if your life is a tv show
and this highDEA is just something to make you question the idea that your life is a tv show.. and when you say, "naw man, there is no way my life is a tv show!" you were meant to think that.
i just had this thought and its scaring the shit out of me
