Happy Medium
I love when your high is half body and half head, i like to call it a happy medium. It's like when youre not quite hungry enough for the medium sized meal at McDonalds but a happy meal isnt enough food, Happy Medium is my mighty kids meal.
New law...
Burning somebody (giving somebody oregano instead of weed or flat-out taking the money and running) should be made illegal and punishable by death.
Yo-Yo Grinders
A grinder that doubles as a yo-yo so that when your waiting for your next hit you can just yo-yo and shit. Also the grinder should grind while you are yo yoing.
Every Stoner
has something around them all the time that they never elaborate on until high. Like right now for me it's clothes. I can feel feel my clothes on me so well that they're like little tiny bugs covering my body in fashionable designs. When I noticed this I immediately named my clothes and got something to eat.
FUCK mondays.
Seriously...fuck this shit. I just want it to be the weekend, want to sleep all day, smoke my new piece, watch movies, and chill with my friends.
Modified Ligters
who else pries the safety thing off lighters so its easier to light? so annoying but so much better for stoner me.
The epic conversations.
Don't love when you're stoned with some buddies you start about fascinating conversation about all sorts of cool/crazy shit? Good tunes in the background is always a MUST.
Hacky Sack Origination
What if a couple of hippies were chillin out smokin. And one of them pulled out his baggy to pack another bowl. All of a sudden, the baggy dropped out of his hand and the other hippy quickly kicked the bag. The other one saw this and kicked it also. And thus...Hacky Sack.
