HAHAHA

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SMOKE WEED ERYY DAY

I feel like if I dont get high everyday, Im letting the world down.

30

pooped a goldfish??

ok so i just went to take a triumphant deus lol and after i was done i took a glance at my handywork as everyone does....and i noticed that THERE WAS A GOLDFISH IN THE TOILET!!! i hope to god that someone put that thing in there earlier and didnt flush it cuz if i just turded out a goldfish whole....i wouldnt even know where to start. hahahahaha

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Think for a second

Is the reason I am here the same reason you are there?

I believe so.