Green

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so today, my dad texted me saying "Happy green day!"

and i got really excited until i realized he meant st.patricks day

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Happy Medium

I love when your high is half body and half head, i like to call it a happy medium. It's like when youre not quite hungry enough for the medium sized meal at McDonalds but a happy meal isnt enough food, Happy Medium is my mighty kids meal.

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I want to start a charity for people that cant afford weed.

people that work hard and everything. Just give them like 3oz per week. Thats a good charity.

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Who came up with this idea?

Which asshole had the idea of putting the letter S in the word lisp

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showerheads

I'm not sure if this is already invented, but I don't feel like checking.. so there should be a showerhead with a censor, so whenever you're standing under it the water comes out but when you move away from it, it stops! so it doesn't waste water :) genius!!

185

being super baked

You know when you zone out for like 20 mins. then for 5 seconds you become completely sober and think "holy fuck i am so high..." then you proceed to zone out some more

156

Bake and Wake

So whenever i go over to my friends house we party. When enough of us wake up the morning after, we load a bong, if anybody is still asleep we put a blanket over thier head and hotbox them, they wake up already high

63

bowling green

so i live in a city called Bowling Green, KY...

and it made me realize i am constantly bowling my green, haha.

127

you know you're a TRUE stoner when...

ur whispering to ur friends when its not needed

you laugh at ANYTHING

you get some philosophical thought u would never get when sober

you have no more bud and u smoke the ash in the bowl just to maybe get something.

you also go in ur ashtray looking for a teeny bit of green and if u do u pack it even if its mostly black (did this today i felt like a winner!)

you watch the stupidest shit on tv

everything around u seems to be twice as loud

not wanting to sleep because u know u will wake up sober and u want the high to last as long as possible

u brag about how high you are... read more »

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The Word "Pot"

Can we all agree not to use the word "Pot" from now on? It has such a negative connotation. Think about it. Whenever someone is talking bad about it they call it "Pot" and call us "potheads". Its so negative. Its like when homophobes call gay people "fags". Lets use more creative words. Green, ganja, and bud are all acceptable. Feel free to comment and add your own favorite words.