Green

23

Going Green

As a stonner girl I'm against smoking anything unnatural. Since the planet is going green so should tabacco smokers. It just seems like the right thing to do.
Greens my favorite color
:)
Im high

44

happiness consultant.

this morning started out right until one of my regs came over and bought a sack, he brought a friend i'd never met and introduced me as his "totally awesome drug-dealer" i stopped him there and replied "its happiness consultant, nigguh"

115

marijuana sex

so today me and my girl smoked a blunt while fucking.

can i get a whoop whoop

46

life after death theory

the body is proven to have a heavy dose of DMT, which you should know is one of the most powerful hallucinogens on earth, hidden in the brain in the area of the hypothalimus if im not mistaken (this can all be scientificaly proven) this DMT releases in the body shortly after brain death which is the final stage in the dying process, the amount is very very large and is straight to your core so you can only imagine how intense this will be.... read more »

41

Green Bowl Packers

Let's start a football team but never get around to doing anything and call it the Green Bowl Packers

16

Smoke cloud 9

Its kind of like cloud 9, but it takes you to a higher place, thereby changing the very definition of cloud 9...whooaa. A cloud of tokeness that takes you on a whimsical journey into a blissful world of greeness. wooow can you imagine?!, oh yea u can, cuz you smoke marijuana!

17

jelly in reeces peanut butter cup

they need to put jelly in the reeces peanut butter cups, it would taste soooo good

45

farmville green edition

i wish farmville let you plant and harvest weed man. so bad.

19

Sometimes I get high

Sometimes I get high and talk to Jahovah's Witnesses about getting high. I really feel that I should start walking around neighborhoods and knocking on doors to talk to people about the importance of getting high. Coming to a neighborhood near you... Getting High Witnesses

Sometimes I get high and think that touchscreen drive-thrus should serve white chocolate milk so I can start smoking more weed really high up in a tree.

Sometimes I get high and wish that carpet didn't burn so much while having "relations" with my best friend's mother.... read more »

11

im amazed i had to sign in high wtff

There should be these cookies, imagine dunkin donuts cookies all big and big. So, instead of a huge chocolate chips all over, or no raisins, yo, youd have this cookie, right a cookie, with weed chips. little clusters of baked weed chips or sprinkles for those little ladies who cant handle a big ol' wad of green fresh sticky marijuana! DMN. whose ready to start baking?

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