Being a GENIUS while HIGH!!!
So...I go to a pretty 'prestigious'university and I consider myself a moderately intelligent fellow. But PLEASE tell me I'm not the only pothead who enjoys intellectually stimulating content while high! For example, I watched an entire documentary on Quantum Physics and studied Newtons theory of gravity...while blunting it up....smfh....craziest shit I ever VIBED with...I was vibing with these people....I felt an EPIPHANY!! Something I feel I could have only gotten while high!
perpetual genius
Imagine if every person was born with the knowledge of their parents. You would be born knowing everything your parents know, who knew everything your grandparents knew, who knew everything your great grandparents knew, and so on...
yeah, we'd be so smart.
Dear people who say weed makes you dumb:
This is not a highDEA as much as an observation. I'm a stoner and I just took my ACT to get into college. I received a letter in the mail that said I was in the top 10 percent of the students in the United States that took that test...so whoever says smoking weed makes you dumb...fuck you, because I smoke everyday and I'm a fucking genius.
genius idea
this idea came clutch tonight
we had no piece or wrap and plenty of weed
rolled a j with the paper from a straw from jack in the box
its like a pre-rolled joint, just fill it
commercial food sampling.
what if during an applebee's commercial or something you could hit a button, and sample food through your tv and then if you like it, order it delivery style via your tv by the push of one button.
Listen up my fellow stoners, I have an announcement:
It has already been said that we need a universal symbol to let stoners know who else smokes.
So, here is the plan:
1)Get a watch
2)Set the time permanently to "4:20"
3)Look for other people with their watches set to 4:20
4)Toke up with the fellow stoners!
I'm already doing this so if you see a guy walking around with his watch set to 4:20 introduce yourself and we'll smoke!
ANTI FUCKING GRAVITY
ok so if cats ALWAYS land on their feet.and toast ALWAYS lands butter side down, then if you stole a cat and duct taped toast upside down on its back threw it in the air it would become anti gravity cat!!! you could fly on it and shit.
Great Minds That Loved Weed
I wish there was a way of knowing how many of our worlds great minds smoked the sweat leaf...
A few people i assume smoked:
Nostradamus - Dude had to be craaaaazy baked 24/7
George Washington - no doubt about him.
Picasso - no explanation needed.
George Washington Carver - Why else would he be obsessed with a fucking peanut his whole life?
Jesus?
windshield message LEDs
imagine if you could buy like an LED strip you put at the top of your windshield on the inside so it faces the outside and you have a little keypad in your car so you can put messages that scroll across it on there? that would be awesome, so you can talk shit to the people driving 15 under or hot chicks on the highway or something
How to cure AIDS
AIDS destroys your immune system and someone with Lupus basically has an over active immune system. So if you give Lupus to someone who has AIDS, it'll neutralize. BAM! Wheres my grant money?
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