Every stoner needs to gain weight. I hate seeing my skinny friends get weird looks when we go to eat with the munchies and they have tons of food, but being heavy, no one suspects me as high.

Shape and cook cookies into small cup shapes, so you can pour maybe half a shot's worth of milk into them. So instead of you putting your cookies into the milk, YOU PUT THE MILK INTO THE COOKIES.

what if you went to a restaurant where you had to eat blindfolded.... i know they have like restaurants in some cities where you eat a whole meal in teh dark but this one would be different because you WOULDNT KNOW what your getting, because one whole part of eating is being able to see what your eating or at least knowing what your about to eat so imagine taking both of those senses away

Instead of bringing in a cup of butter to apply to your popcorn halfway through the movie when the butter-saturated top layers gives way to the dry, butter thirsty middle and bottom. Try this highDEA to minimize effort and maximize total butter saturation.
Step 1. Apply butter to top of popcorn as you normally would.
Step 2. Obtain a straw at your nearest soda vending machine.
Step 3. Insert straw into popcorn bag. To desired depth of popcorn. (imagine you are drilling for oil)
Step 4. Place the top of the straw directly under the butter spout. (a perfect fit i might add)
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