Is it Cheating?
Is getting high before an eating competition like taking steroids in baseball? Maybe that's how they eat 60 fucking hot dogs in ten minutes haha
MAN v. DUMP
there should be a show that comes on right after MAN v. FOOD that is about the massive shit he has to take after he eats that ridiculous amount of food!
Vaporizer dip compartment
I have a Da Buddha vaporizer. The heating element releases a lot of heat.. I've seen incense burners to go on top, but then I had an idea as I was making popcorn.
There should be an attachment for dip, so it stays warm.
Queso? Spinach artichoke dip? It'd be DELICIOUS
have you ever...
been really high and sitting down somewhere holding a drink or food, and then you zone out for a while and when you snap back into it you are in such shock that you spill your drink or sort of throw it into the air? im sure its happened to us all
Eating Memory
So I was just watching "The Top 10 Best Moments in Iron Chef America" on the Food Network HD and one of the moments was where a chef cooked a Squaw and the dish was the Squaw head - you were supposed to eat the brain out of the head.
So I was thinking: if you eat a bird's brains are you eating its memory?? I think I'd have a hard time eating any animals brains cause I'd be thinking that I was eating that animal's thoughts and memories and feelings and ideas etc. Especially if I was high. Or maybe its just because I'm super blazed right now... Yay weed!
Pooping is fucking wierd
You ever sit and think about the process of eating and pooping? Like what the fuck, we take living things, munch them into little pieces and swallow em, take all their energy, and then shit them out as a brown, stinky disgusting mass. I almost feel guilty, like I mean I just turned part of a moo moo cow into nasty brown log just cuz I was hungry. I'm sorry moo moo cow, I hope you can still moo in heaven.
sometimes when i get too high
i sit there and my stomach starts to hurt really bad, and i'm like "what the fuck is wrong with my stomach, am i getting sick?" and then i realize that i just have a case of the munchies.
munchie master
Every stoner needs to gain weight. I hate seeing my skinny friends get weird looks when we go to eat with the munchies and they have tons of food, but being heavy, no one suspects me as high.
performance enhancing drugs?
If you smoked weed before an eating competition, is it considered use of a performance enhancing drug?
Slurpee Backpack
Like those water ones with the mouth hose, but this one can hold a gallon of slurpee without ruining the bag. That way when your couch is eating you, you don't have to move to drink slurpee.
