A 10-15 minute sober pill
There needs to be a pill that makes you sober for like 10 to 15 minutes if you're drunk or a super paranoid high and you just want to drive home or to another party. This would prevent so much drunk driving that everyone's worried about and you get to go where you want without worrying or paying for a cab!
everytime im high and.
i listen to music on youtube i always watch the background even if its just a picture..ahaha. does it happen to u potheads?
too much beer pong!
dont get me wrong. i love it, but i dont like to drink nearly as much as i like to smoke, so i propose its about time for a universal herb smoking game. hm. but what could be as fun and entertaining?
ideas?
Another reason I prefer weed to Alcohol
Beer Goggles: phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful
There are no Weed Goggles. If you were ugly before I smoked you're still ugly.
high and mighty
should be called 'drunk and mighty'. nobody acts condescending when they're high. unless of course someone does it to you BECAuSE youre high
liquor delivery
deliver liquor late at night; keep people from driving drunk to pick up more booze from parties. oh, convenience too... and time to smoke another blunt
If I were Jesus
If I had Jesus' powers, I would do way more awesome shit than him. Like turn water into wine and keep drinking it until, I got alcohol poisoning and died. Then I would just reserect myself, and do it again the next day.
drunk girls vs high girls
In my experience at college, drunk girls are loud, annoying, and slutty while high girls are chill, fun to talk to, and generally nice. No offense ladies, I'm not saying that all girls are like this, but this is what I have seen. Alcohol ends in sickness and bad decisions while weed does not, why isn't weed legal? Fuck you legal system
Cat obstacle Course
My cat has become a fat ass. I have designed an obstacle course so she will need to jump over really high things, and across big gaps, to get to her food and out. I put her in it ten times a day . She might lose some weight. I'm also drunk.
Maybe someday we can have the first ever fat stonner cat special olymipcs.
Jesus - God of Partying?
Ok, work with me here. What if the Greeks where right in their polytheistic ways and that Jesus was the god of partying? The Romans just chose to worship one god because they're Roman and wanted to be all hip and different so they would obviously pick the best one, the God of Partying J Chrizzle. Think about it, to paraphrase, the fisherman came to Jesus and basically said "Yo! JC!... read more »
