My cat has become a fat ass. I have designed an obstacle course so she will need to jump over really high things, and across big gaps, to get to her food and out. I put her in it ten times a day . She might lose some weight. I'm also drunk.
Maybe someday we can have the first ever fat stonner cat special olymipcs.

Lets get real, we all know the Vikings were the first eastern men to land in North America. So why do we still celebrate Columbus? Viking Day would be so much cooler. We could get drunk, wear cool hats and burn down some small home made straw huts. whos with me?

dude has anyone just woken up, found a cup they hoped was put there recently and by themselves, and if there was no cause for concern after thorough investigation, drank from said cup?
all i can say is a word for the wise: cups that may or may not be yours, are bad news bears.

Instead of getting drunk, you would just go get really fuckin high, while drinkin mountin dews new BONG WATER DEW! or some shit... it wouldn't taste like bong water, it would just have a slight chronic taste, and whatever else was mixed in it... like blue berries... or pineapples...