a dealer as passionate as Hank Hill
wouldn't it be great to have a dealer that was so enthusiastic about pot , he knew every little thing about any kind of pot , anywhere...like Hank Hill with propane , and propane accessories.
Busted 78910
Today on the news they said they busted the biggest marijuana dealer in my county, and that he'll be getting 5 years. The DA said something like "Well that's really not long enough, but that's the maximum the law allows so it's the best we can do." Fuck you DA. It's just fucking weed.
I didn't know the guy, but that's sad. I'm smoking this one to you, busted dealer.
Stoner's Delight
As a stoner, one of the worst things is running out of herb, am i right?
Which is why after hours, sometimes days of texting your dealer, one of the most delightful sights for any stoner can see is to have their phone light up with a text from their hookup saying "i got some dank shit". This just happened to me, and i'm now ecstatic at the thought of receiving some of the juicy in just a few hours
Blaze on my friends!
Dealers time formula
(number of minutes he said he would be there)x(3) = minutes he will actually be there.
waiting for my dealer
i just talked to my dealer & he doesn't get home for about 3 hours and i've been WAITING almost all day for him to call me back !!
vote up if you hate flaky dealers!!!
Stoners Being Dicks
So I realized something, Dealers and Stoners arn't dicks, they just have to be so they dont get taken advantage or worse arrested... Actually talk to your dealer next time, usually their chill ass people, that are forced to put up a front for their own saftey.
I Just Had The Worst Night Of My Life
So basically my dealer would not answer his phone so my friends and I resorted to calling random people whose numbers were on facebook and asking if they were holding. Finally someone said they would come over. We put all our money together (we were basically broke) but we came up with $45 of quarters and $1 bills. When they got here, we took the shitty bag of weed they gave us and gave them the money. When we got home, we got ready to roll up a joint and realized that it was fucking oregano. I know we're stupid for not inspecting it, but seriously.... read more »
Cop-Proof Car
this dude in my math class just got his car and for Xmas his parents gave him a police radio and a thing that let's you know if there is a cop car near you. but this kid doesn't smoke. if I had that car I would smoke so much in there bcuz I know I can't get caught by a car. Ninja Car
whoever thought???
that one day my chinese delivery guy would become my dealer? i really dont know how i could tell he was high, his eyes being of the asian nature an all, but i just knew it. As I handed him a 10 dollar tip and said "be honest with me and the 10 is yours...your high arent you?" He one upped me tho...and i quote "I see your $10 tip and raise you a flame 10-sac..."
Moral of the story...best-chicken-fried-rice-ever, and my mom keeps yelling at me to stop ordering "chinese"
wouldnt it suck
if it was hard to get weed? i live in california and its easy. just a phone call or 2 away. but for some people its really expensive and hard to find. at least i think...? am i right?
