Are friggin sneaky, ya dig? They set up tables right outside of the grocery store and ask you to buy cookies, if you're going to the store they know you have money, and need food. Then they have the cookies out on the table and the samoas look super bomb. And all the stoned people (like me) buy a shit ton of cookies then don't feel like going inside...don't ya know?

I stole the cookies from the cookie jar ladies and gentlemen

Fuck the microwave solution. Why would you want to put your good-ass cookies in the microwave. Here let's shoot some rays into this bitch and then it... lame.
Next time you have some cookies in a bag, assuming you haven't eaten them all, and they get hard and not even fun to eat anymore. stick a piece of bread in the bag with the cookies and by a couple of hours the soft bread turns hard and the hard cookies turn soft! now you have soft cookies (without rays) and slap some jelly on the piece of bread and you're good to go

I wonder what would happen if i took the cookie dough pieces out of my cookie dough ice cream and baked them. would they make delicious cookies?

im happy to inform you that i've been on my best behavior this year, as if you didn’t already know. i have not once wasted any of my weed nor have i been greedy with it. i know that most people end up on the naughty list because they commit those sins. they are in the midst of packing a bowl when they drop some weed, but they’re too stoned to pick up. not me! i always pick that shit up and smoke it! sorry for swearing. i, uh, hope you can let that one, you know, slide. anyways, let’s get to the point man.... read more »