Dear Bacon,

First of all I love you, I want to make that clear.

I must tell you that when your cooking I'm thinking of you inside me. It's hot.

I'm sorry you caught me cheating on you with a sausage...it was a one time thing, I'll never do it again, you know that!

Please forgive me bacon...remember all the good times we had? You me and eggs sitting around shootin the shit, talking about how much of a loser toast was...ahhhh...just think of all the memories.

Bacon, I want you back...don't leave me...Your sizzle is my breakfast in the morning.

Roxy.

I'm going to go to the Australian Outback, get incredibly high and figure out how to domesticate a Kangaroo. I will then ride my newly tamed kangaroo to the nearest aboriginal village, where the natives will proclaim me to be a god. After this I'll come back to America and write a book about the whole experience. It will be a bestseller for years. They'll probably make a movie out of it and I might get my own show on animal planet.

If it doesn't taste good with bacon, add chocolate.
If it doesn't taste good with chocolate, add bacon.

Bacon. As a side you can add for like 25 cents.
I don't even eat meat but i know for the majority of late nighters eating at taco bell bacon was probably like the best idea ever.

Bacon should be on every cheeseburger you get from Burger King.If you don't want bacon, go somewhere else ma'am.