Animals

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Dog: Man's best friend

So, i got a puppy when she was 6 weeks old, she's 5 years old now. Since she was a pup, i always filled a tennis ball up with weed and we played fetch with it. Now, she finds my roommates stashes in their room for me. Haha.

50

Underwater Traveling

Ok - People would totally go for this, even if its more expensive, and it would make people appreciate
undersea creatures more...Imagine seeing a bunch of giant whales in the distance in a see through pipeline train...

Routes would be...Cali to Hawaii, FL to Texas, Mexico, any island, Cali to Alaska..

420ing on it would be allowed since the ocean is ruled by Spongebobs laws. :)

23

animals gettin high

right now my pussy is asleep in my lap, and 20 minutes ago he was bouncin off the walls. i think its cuz we just smoked a blunt. wtf. is he high? i tried to get my bunny high but he just ate a carrot like he normally does. have any of you guyys gotten ur animals high?

38

Better sports

When I see or hear about a professional sports event, I always like to imagine that the actual things that the teams are named after were fighting. I would love to go see the raptors vs the grizzlies

28

Cars are animals

think about it... in the overall scheme of things, cars are just another type of animal. Or at least, if you were an impartial ovbserver from space, you would assume they are animals. They eat (fuel), sleep (whenever not in use) and they travel along the same paths most of the time, except people are their brain (controlling what they eat, where they go, etc.). And they have also evolved like animals do over time.

20

School Buses

School buses seem like giant elephant-type animals. They have characteristics to only come out in the morning like some animals, and they have a nest at the bus garage. Also, there are small fucked up short buses just like fuck ups in a species. The buses eat children, but would expel them at school. They feed twice a day.

44

Domestic Animals for Stoners

According to Wikipedia, the last animal to be domesticated was the hedgehog in the 1980's, and we all know that hedgehogs are sooo 1980. Why don't the stoners of America work on domesticating another species that would just chill all the time? Candidates for this position right now are three toed sloths, red pandas, and possibly well mannered monkeys or raccoons.

78

I'm glad to be a person

I was just thinking how lucky we are to be people. I mean, we could have been born as anything. Frogs. Pigs. Earthworms. But we weren't. We were born people. How awesome is that?

52

Creating animals

what if you could create animals, like make them however you want, and decide how much HP they have, and what there attack points are and stuff.

113

Sea Lions are fucking liars!

The sea lions whole life is a fucking lie. They are not lions of the sea. Sharks are much more of a sea lion than a sea lion will ever be. I am watching Planet Earth on Blu Ray and when the shark eats the sea lion that is the moment when the sea lion realizes he had been living a lie his whole life. Right before the shark kills it the sea lion whispers in the sharks ear you sir are the true lion of the sea. The shark plans its whole day around humiliating the sea lion and making it realize how big a fucking liar it really is. It yearns for the sea lion to whisper sweet nothing into its ear.

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