420

34

don't you hate.

when you eat something hot and your nose starts running. I don't have a cold stop running you little bitch.

44

happiness consultant.

this morning started out right until one of my regs came over and bought a sack, he brought a friend i'd never met and introduced me as his "totally awesome drug-dealer" i stopped him there and replied "its happiness consultant, nigguh"

61

Thanksgiving...

Who else is gonna get really high before eating thanksgiving dinner??

19

My highDEA HIGHque

I am really high,
I can not write a hique,
I like smoking bud.

17

i'll admit it

i like being high.
i like the sims 2.
i like playing the sims 2 while high.

60

surprisingly

Every day, every single day weed continues to amaze me,

89

420 Jar .

Put a nug of weed from every bag you buy until 4/20 and put it into a tin.
Smoke it on 4/20.

38

Cake Batter Ice Cream

...How do they make shit taste like other shit?

...and who are "they."

115

marijuana sex

so today me and my girl smoked a blunt while fucking.

can i get a whoop whoop

26

Weed Santa.

so imagine that on 4/20 every stoner would get to celebrate a weed-like holiday, then weed santa weill come and give us stockings full of mysterious bud. i think that would be quite amazing.

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