Retarded Fat Asses
Today I went out to dinner with my parents. Next to us, there sat 4 fat ass old people talking about how legalizing marijuana medically was "just a poor idea" and how people were gunna die from it, and all sorts of other bullshit ... I just wanted to turn around and be like BITCH 400 000 AMERICANS DIE OF OBESITY EVERY YEAR SO MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LIKE HAVING A DOUBLE BACON WHOPPER YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND SMOKE A FAT BOWL BECAUSE WEED HAS NEVER KILLED ANYBODY AND IT NEVER WILL.
Too bad I was with my parents, who would disown me if they had any clue I smoked
There's nothing better than
Masturbating while high ... two best feelings ... it's sensational
'Nuff said
Happy Medium
I love when your high is half body and half head, i like to call it a happy medium. It's like when youre not quite hungry enough for the medium sized meal at McDonalds but a happy meal isnt enough food, Happy Medium is my mighty kids meal.
The Buried Life
Its this new show on mtv about some dudes who have 100 things
they want to do BEFORE THEY DIE
so me and my friends want to make a list of 100 things
to do WHILE HIGH
just like a list of awesome things we would like to experience high.
post a comment saying what you really want to do while your high,
lets see if we can get to 100!
Weed Wednesday
I decided to drop most of my wednesday classes, and usher in a new era of "Weed Wednesday". I now have the entire day free to do nothing but blaze, throw some frisbee, watch entourage, eat food, and chill with friends. Today is a good day.
On a side note, I will be holding a funeral for my recently deceased vaporizor. RIP Alexander the Vape :(
Rolling suff
does anyone else find themselves rolling random pieces of paper to look like joints? i have found i just do it out of habit now. For example gum rappers.
