this morning started out right until one of my regs came over and bought a sack, he brought a friend i'd never met and introduced me as his "totally awesome drug-dealer" i stopped him there and replied "its happiness consultant, nigguh"

I am really high,
I can not write a hique,
I like smoking bud.

Every day, every single day weed continues to amaze me,

...How do they make shit taste like other shit?

...and who are "they."

so imagine that on 4/20 every stoner would get to celebrate a weed-like holiday, then weed santa weill come and give us stockings full of mysterious bud. i think that would be quite amazing.