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TOUCHDOWN!!

I am a senior in highschool and I am a reciever on the football team. We were chilling at school before the game and my friend asked me to go smoke with him. So we went and I was expecting to smoke a bowl and go back and chill but we ended up getting blowed as fuck. So by the time the game starts I'm still wayy to high. I thought I was going to have a horrible game but I ended up having the game of my life. 150 yards and two touchdowns.

Submitted by: XxBIGWILLLLLxX 16 weeks 6 days ago – Made popular 16 weeks 2 days ago
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dude props
im a junior and runningback and i played one game high.
i ran soooo fast just cause i was scared for my life from getting tackled by this 230lb guy fuuuuuck.
i made 3 touchdowns tho that game

it's a fact marijuana improves hand-eye coordination

weed make me king at video games

dude when i was reading this i was like "O FUCK THAT WOULD BE SO INSAAAAANE" lol.

You're like Jerry Rice and Latrell Sprewell. Why do I keep bothering with the shift key i'm just gonna mellow out a bit with this punctuation bullshit. anyways thats pretty sweet you think larry fitzgerald tokes up?

proof that weed DOES make EVERYTHING better..haha

dude, i play football (well, soccer, I'm english)...and last year i got so high before a game. But i was busting out all these skills and destroying everyone. I was trying shit I'd never normally try because it just wouldn't work. But the smoke means that you play your natural game and without worrying about the moves and passes you should try and make - you just do it without thinking.

weed makes you play without pressure and makes you like, 20 times better.

Dude, I do the same shit. I've never played for a real team but me and anywhere from 10-40 guys play out at a field in my town. We play until it gets dark and before each game almost everyone would be chillen in their cars and smokin either a bowl, joint or blunt. I'm a receiver and a safety and one day of smokin some nice ass shit I managed 7 TD's, a shit ton of short passes, and 4 interceptions. Weed makes football epic.