The police aren't going to have fun running after a parkouring weed dealer. Urban areas would make it even more awesome and bonus points if they're stoned while parkouring.

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Sun, 04/05/2009 - 4:02pm


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Sun, 04/05/2009 - 8:21pm
hilo4231 Says:

I'm simply in awe of the excellence of this submission.

 
 
Sun, 04/05/2009 - 8:46pm

Somebody called and said something about empty pipes?

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Sun, 04/05/2009 - 10:01pm

Running and jumping off high objects...whilst stoned? It always seems like a good idea at the time.

 
 
Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:12pm
k2fa91 Says:

these guys would make mad good parkouring pot dealers... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcLEZ1ZlFzQ

 
 
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 7:13pm
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Sat, 04/11/2009 - 2:26am
victorinox Says:

thanks i am now watching youtube videos of parkouring. this one is cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHffAkqviw&feature=related

 
 
Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:55pm

Thanks for your post, I now am also way too into parkouring videos

 
 
Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:09am

this is amazing because that is exactly what i do, hence the name. it is amazing that you have so many votes for that

 
 
Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:21am
ImHigh Says:

this is your dealer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEeqHj3Nj2c

 
 
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:49pm
 
 
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:49pm
 
 
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:30am
mncccnm Says:

would be cool if you live in an apartment a few floors up, the dealer can come right to your window - faster transaction!

 
 
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Sat, 10/10/2009 - 5:16pm

I've done it. Got a bit on film...http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&friendID=415744605&n=415744605

 
 
Mon, 10/12/2009 - 6:15am
Ginoman Says:

What a fucking good idea!

All up and coming weed dealers could win scholarships to parkour academy's across the world!
The best of the best would be mentored by Sebastian Foucan himself!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-fQqIOk48A

They would be issued special "tazer-resistant" clothing!

 
 
Mon, 10/12/2009 - 5:10pm

Foucan is awesome. can david belle come?

 
 
Sat, 10/17/2009 - 5:59am
Ginoman Says:

Hell, yeah!
He's a beast, too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x98jCBnWO8w

 
 
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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:06pm
slezners Says:

Hell yeah. You could have an underground guild of parkour dealers.

 
 
Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:00am
born_on420 Says:

Anyone see Micheal and Dwight Parkour on the office?

 
 
Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:10am

wow frankie, he would go to prison for that fosho. A cop can't just shoot somebody for running from them, especially if they aren't threatening anyone

 
 
Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:54pm
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Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:09pm
KronFeind Says:

Parkouring while stoned is fuckin hard... I ended up falling from a building. But then agian I'm not a great parkourist... and I was extremely stoned....
And running while high totally kills it for me.

 
 
Mon, 10/26/2009 - 4:24pm
bobo_mann Says:
 
 
Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:49pm
Buzz_Lightyear (not verified) Says:

That's what Alex Mercer from "Protoype" should do as a sequel, but it should be playable like "Mirror's Edge!" Fuck yeah! I would totally beat the shit out some Infected motherfuckers in "Protoype 2!"

 
 
Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:19am
GNARFACE1 Says:

I think a street riding bmxer would loose cops waaaay faster.

Higher speeds , bigger jumps , and it just looks better than some ninja leaping down parking garages.

 
 
Wed, 03/03/2010 - 6:31am
j0int42 Says:

ive read alott of highdeas & this iz my fave!

 
 
Wed, 03/24/2010 - 10:08am

Wow. Coolest idea I've seen on here today.

 
 
Wed, 05/26/2010 - 1:43am

totally agree..but parkour is gay and people take it way too far.

 
 
Mon, 05/31/2010 - 10:58pm

i just had the image of a guy jumping towards a building like 50 ft away with a joint in his mouth going oh shit

 
 
Fri, 06/25/2010 - 12:42am
Fararlen Says:

dude last time i got stoned and tried going freerunning i woke up with a concussion not a good idea lol

 
 
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Mon, 12/06/2010 - 5:07am
-WTF- Says:

the dealer can also have a monkey like the ones at the circus where they have a wind up music box and the tiny monkey takes coins from the kids. only this monkey will be giving out dime bags and collecting cash. like to see the po po catch a parkour dealer and his little circus monkey runner. aint going to happen. but i would like to see them try. hey, that is a good start for a three stooges like movie.

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Mon, 02/28/2011 - 1:12am
MNstoner Says:

dude i do both and let me say i could never do that unless it was a mission... witch everything is

 
 
Thu, 03/03/2011 - 4:10pm

haha i LOVE parkour now i have to do it stoned... if i can get off my lazzy ass

 
 
Mon, 03/14/2011 - 8:26pm
highguyy Says:

Yes agreed this should be taught at all drug dealing schools across the world, maybe even made mandatory before recieving your drug dealing license.

 
 
Fri, 05/06/2011 - 1:24am
shtraceur Says:

im a stoner and i do parkour. i think i need to become a dealer to make this highDEA come true

 
 
Tue, 09/27/2011 - 11:31pm

i do parkour and i had to run from cops with weed on me...i trippped over a big ass wall and got tazed.best weed i never smoked

 
 
Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:04am

To build on your highdea, how about a parkour pot dealer VIDEO GAME? That would be sick. A game about a dealer who has to parkour and go through adventures to escape from the police or other people. If he smokes some weed in the game, he gains life points or something.

 
 
Tue, 12/13/2016 - 7:20am

All that this perfect highdea is missing is one of those Domino's Pizza type delivery trackers so you can track your order (no gps) as its coming to you. Like "KloudKicker is on route with your Grandmaster Kush" and if I get there before 30mins you gotta tip like a nice stoner, but if I'm late you get a FREE JOINT on the house

 
 
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