What do you call a soccer team with 5 Italians, 5 Spaniards, 5 Argentineans, and 5 Portuguese players?


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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 7:01pm


Mon, 03/07/2011 - 3:29pm
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 4:11pm
nurplette Says:

Okay. Diversity - Diver City. And those soccer (football) teams "dive," aka. fake falls in order for the ref to call a foul and their team gets a free kick.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 5:20pm
beadie Says:

you guys suck haha. A soccer team could easily have 20 players, I never said they were all on the field at same time.

but the joke was diver city = diversity. I thought it was clever as fuck

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 12:36pm
burnit Says:
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:32am
reggie22 Says:

i spent a few seconds trying to think of reasons how italians relate to SCUBA diving...

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:29pm
jr0d Says:

i jus scroll up n read it again to remmeber wht the hell i jus read

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:38pm
Mon, 06/27/2011 - 9:44pm
beadie Says:

no one upvote please the other one I posted got published

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 11:01am

you can delete them now; edit tab, type in the captcha, and hit delete. good joke though, i voted the other one

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:56pm

I got the joke. This makes me want to watch soccer stoned now


Tue, 02/21/2012 - 7:37pm
RuFuS Says:

lol i play futbol so i got it right away

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:32pm

I have a better one. What do you call a fifteen year old who smokes chronic everyday?...Me.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:50pm

What do you a fifteen year old who smokes chronic everyday?....A liar.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:59pm

What do you a fifteen year old who smokes chronic everyday?....A liar.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 9:21pm
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:47pm
DatPanda Says:

Not saying you didn't come up with this yourself, but I have heard basically the same joke before.

Kind of related: My psychology/sociology teacher once told me that every thought has already been thought in some form or another by someone, at some point in history. Do you believe this to be remotely true?

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 12:07am

A. I have heard it a few times too
B. To a limit I agree but there are quite a few original ideas out there I don't think anyone though up the ideas that Lewis Carroll did.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 2:50am


Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:47am

i stumbled on "up hands down" and now im confused mangg

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 8:31am
Sun, 02/26/2012 - 7:41pm
nasisking Says: