example: i just watched olympic curling for 47 minutes. enough said.

Nike might want to change their slogan. They said that to Tiger and look at the trouble he is in right now. Maybe "Think twice, then do it"? Any other suggestions?

I've noticed that every four years we sit around to watch sports nobody would ever take the time to watch anyother time? Why?

During the Ski Cross events at the winter Olympics, I think the skiers should face other hazards on the course, while racing each other. One idea would be to let polar bears loose on the course and the skiers would have to go around them....

Working out when you are high is like flying. You can keep going and going and never get tired. It's surreal.

that his song was mashed to miley cyrus, hed kill the bitch.

So I have been offered a chance to start my dream career doing video for a pro sports team. The only thing is I need to pass a drug test! I am a hard worker and only smoke on days off, and now I might miss this oppertunity because I like to relax and smoke. It's not like I am a crack head that's going to pawn all the equipment for drugs, no I will do my job then after get blitted. I hope sure jell works

..while you're high is awesome. you get so into it.

and ski jumping is just insane, i mean what the fuck, i didn't realize anything like that even existed, so awesome.

how to snowboard before he learns how to walk. So when you take it off he'll be all stumbling and falling and what not, but strap a board to his feet and he'll be carving down the mountain like a champ.

last year there was intermural basketball at my school. you could pick a team of your friends and play other teams from my school. We would all go out and smoke a spliff to our faces each go in after school and fuck shit up. We were so amazing it was ridiculous. we went one time sober. we lost by like 40. we went to the rest of our games blitzed and won every game. thank you mary jane.

In honor of the upcoming Winter Olympics, I think that someone should create an event called the "Meh-lympics." Meh-lympic events will not be awe-inspiring, nor will they require a lot of skill. I'm talking about everyday events that, when observed, cause the spectator to simply think, "meh, that was cool...I guess."

Ideas for events:
-getting a subtle haircut
-feeding a horse

I had a bunch more but I forgot. List your own in the comments!

There should be olympic games for stoners. Events could include hackey sack and ultimate frisbee in the summer, and snowboarding in the winter. We need to think of more events. And the flame could be used to smoke the weed, medals could be presswed blocks of hash with their value or whatever pressed into it with a stamp. Blonde for Gold, Black for Bronze, and Red for silver.
And anyone caught not stoned during the events will be banned from competition and their medals revoked.

I vaped an enormous bowl and then went on a jog and there was a huge flock of snow geese and I ran through them and chased this one for like 600 yards... It was crazy.

NFL PLAYOFF football. that's the shit there. its so dope to watch this shit high. especially with all these 2010 super HD scope cameras and super slow-x-mo vision . you really see everything, and appreciate how warrior-like these guys really are. this jets/colts game has been poppin!!

its really one of my true joys to smoke a blunt and watch sports high. football + basketball, amazing. baseball, ehh not so much lol.

smoked a blunt before gym class today, and during football i had the most unreal ability to catch the ball. It seemed that the ball would just completely slow down in mid air so vote up if when your lit you feel like you are the best sports player of all time.