there must be grams upon grams of weed in my carpet. someone needs to invent a weed magnet. i must smoke my carpet weed.
I vote this up solely for the line, "I must smoke my carpet weed".
Get hard floors. Then you get to smoke dust weed when you drop it.
Otherwise, in carpet, it's called gramma fuzz.... She's saved me from long smokeless nights for over a decade
1. Take keyboard and lift over head.
2. Flip over and shake.
3. Receive weed.
true that... and a rezzin magnet that sticks it back togather you know? cause there is owey gowey rezzin all over my old rezzumes...
not even planned and it's true... which is sad... but god i love mj.
My dad's nifty little trick, when he was hangin, was to tie a cloth/stocking/hankie
to the end of a vacuum and suck the shit out of the carpet.
This would result in one of the strangest weed mixes I have ever smoked.
If I had to guess, I would say the harvest would consist of about 40% actual weed, 30% carpet fluff,
15% sand/dirt, 10% small insects,and 5% I don't really want to think about it.
they showed this one on tosh.o, funny shit dude!
lmao hellz yeah, it was that episode that introduced me to this place!
haha me to man im so happy. and crush is the shit by the way i just finished the watermellon one
Tosh opened up a whole new world for all of us too lazy or stoned to search for such a site!
4:21...best minute of my life!
yea I just saw that. there was one about a gorilla too
lol tosh.o!! congratulations
I saw this on tosh.o too! i didnt even know about this website till they mentioned it on tosh.o!
first highdea i ever heard. the best!!
tosh 2.0 has opened a grand world to me!
i... i am so honored. thank you, all.
SOMEONE PLEASE find me a link to this video i want to seeeeeee
glad this made it on tosh.0 i didnt know this website existed until then! so yeah. thanks dude.
thank you tosh.o for helping me to discover this website, and you sidvish420, you're amazing. thank you.
5 pound pillow 77 dd
keyboard weed is definitely worth the effort, "I must smoke my carpet weed." A+ , a true highdea
Ya man you def got the word out for the website... i bet more ppl joined this site cuz of that show then ne other reason
i am a chick
u go girl
I told my friend who hasn't vacuumed her rug in probably six years or so that she should rip it up and then we should make a bonfire out of it. There is probably a pound of reefer in that thing.
thanks Tosh.0, weres the one about the gorilla?
this was on tosh.0 that means you rock
i was watching tosh.0 when i was way high and i was laughing my ass of.
like crying. props :)
I wish it were possible, but you have to remember to sacrifice some to the Weed Gods. Or they will get upset and dry out your town of all green budz because you were too greedy.
good thinking man
dude I've totally thought the same thing before!
Yep...tosh.o but still this is like one of the funniest ones. I Saw this website there too whoop!
Props for getting this shit on Tosh.0!
tell me about it..
that would be fucking awesome....
i am a chick too... LOL)
1. Wait several years.
2. Clear carpet of furniture.
3. Roll carpet up.
4. Light carpet.
or. how about a vacuum specialized for vacuuming weed out of carpets. and it also would have a mechanism that would filter all the other shit out of your weed :)
thank you danel tosh for allowing me to find this amazing website.
Like everyone else commenting on this, the almighty tosh.o turned me onto this site via your comment. But now that I have seen your screenname, (didn't recall it) you seem to be a fan of sid vicious and the pistols as well. and thats so gnarly, i love punk rock. you just got that much cooler in my book.
carpet weeed :)) best thing i have ever heard
build up static electricity with a balloon and hold it close to the carpet, youll have to pick out the hair.
Thought the title was "Weed Midget" at first. lol.
we could train monkeys to pick it all up like the pick bugs out of their hair
Right before my dad and I smoke we say "I must smoke my carpet weed." as an inside joke.
We have so much carpet weed.
This was on tosh.0!!!!