there must be grams upon grams of weed in my carpet. someone needs to invent a weed magnet. i must smoke my carpet weed.

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Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:27am


Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:25am

I vote this up solely for the line, "I must smoke my carpet weed".

Thu, 05/07/2009 - 12:07pm

Get hard floors. Then you get to smoke dust weed when you drop it.

Fri, 08/09/2013 - 3:49pm

Otherwise, in carpet, it's called gramma fuzz.... She's saved me from long smokeless nights for over a decade

Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:16am
mcfields Says:

1. Take keyboard and lift over head.
2. Flip over and shake.
3. Receive weed.

Sat, 06/27/2009 - 6:37am
Coopa420 Says:

true that... and a rezzin magnet that sticks it back togather you know? cause there is owey gowey rezzin all over my old rezzumes...

not even planned and it's true... which is sad... but god i love mj.

Sun, 10/04/2009 - 3:47am
DBS Says:

My dad's nifty little trick, when he was hangin, was to tie a cloth/stocking/hankie
to the end of a vacuum and suck the shit out of the carpet.
This would result in one of the strangest weed mixes I have ever smoked.
If I had to guess, I would say the harvest would consist of about 40% actual weed, 30% carpet fluff,
15% sand/dirt, 10% small insects,and 5% I don't really want to think about it.

Fri, 10/09/2009 - 6:52pm
jete Says:

they showed this one on tosh.o, funny shit dude!

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 12:51am
orangekush Says:

lmao hellz yeah, it was that episode that introduced me to this place!

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 4:53pm
kreesey Says:

haha me to man im so happy. and crush is the shit by the way i just finished the watermellon one

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 5:00pm
wf01984 Says:

Tosh opened up a whole new world for all of us too lazy or stoned to search for such a site! minute of my life!

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 2:40am
AIRshow Says:
Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:40pm
govbrown Says:

yea I just saw that. there was one about a gorilla too

Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:09pm
madmax914 Says:
Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:17pm

I saw this on tosh.o too! i didnt even know about this website till they mentioned it on tosh.o!

Sat, 10/10/2009 - 6:13pm

first highdea i ever heard. the best!!

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 5:03pm

tosh 2.0 has opened a grand world to me!

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:35am
Sidvish420 Says:

i... i am so honored. thank you, all.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:50am
Sidvish420 Says:

SOMEONE PLEASE find me a link to this video i want to seeeeeee

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 3:32am

glad this made it on tosh.0 i didnt know this website existed until then! so yeah. thanks dude.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:54am
sabinabliss (not verified) Says:

thank you tosh.o for helping me to discover this website, and you sidvish420, you're amazing. thank you.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:03pm
Sat, 10/17/2009 - 8:54pm

keyboard weed is definitely worth the effort, "I must smoke my carpet weed." A+ , a true highdea

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 3:27am
Tue, 10/27/2009 - 12:52am

Ya man you def got the word out for the website... i bet more ppl joined this site cuz of that show then ne other reason

Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:34am
Sidvish420 Says:
Tue, 11/03/2009 - 4:55pm
kreesey Says:
Wed, 10/28/2009 - 1:45pm
squid Says:

I told my friend who hasn't vacuumed her rug in probably six years or so that she should rip it up and then we should make a bonfire out of it. There is probably a pound of reefer in that thing.

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 1:29am

thanks Tosh.0, weres the one about the gorilla?

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 6:18pm
MikeyXD Says:

this was on tosh.0 that means you rock

Thu, 11/05/2009 - 12:54am
caliadubs Says:

i was watching tosh.0 when i was way high and i was laughing my ass of.
like crying. props :)

Mon, 11/16/2009 - 5:54pm
DudeLAP Says:
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 5:14am
mistform Says:

I wish it were possible, but you have to remember to sacrifice some to the Weed Gods. Or they will get upset and dry out your town of all green budz because you were too greedy.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 3:21pm
Sidvish420 Says:
Tue, 11/24/2009 - 3:48am
Maverick7 Says:

dude I've totally thought the same thing before!

Wed, 12/02/2009 - 12:45am

Yep...tosh.o but still this is like one of the funniest ones. I Saw this website there too whoop!

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 1:45pm

Props for getting this shit on Tosh.0!

Sat, 12/12/2009 - 9:24pm
DeafEchos Says:
Mon, 12/14/2009 - 3:34am

tell me about it..
that would be fucking awesome....
(p.s. :
i am a chick too... LOL)

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 1:07pm
12point37 Says:

1. Wait several years.
2. Clear carpet of furniture.
3. Roll carpet up.
4. Light carpet.

Tue, 01/12/2010 - 7:22pm
Jypsiilove Says:

or. how about a vacuum specialized for vacuuming weed out of carpets. and it also would have a mechanism that would filter all the other shit out of your weed :)

Sat, 01/16/2010 - 5:26pm
Mon, 01/25/2010 - 1:39am
Squanto Says:

thank you danel tosh for allowing me to find this amazing website.

Mon, 01/25/2010 - 1:51am
Sully1990 Says:

Like everyone else commenting on this, the almighty tosh.o turned me onto this site via your comment. But now that I have seen your screenname, (didn't recall it) you seem to be a fan of sid vicious and the pistols as well. and thats so gnarly, i love punk rock. you just got that much cooler in my book.

Sat, 02/06/2010 - 12:52am
Mon, 03/08/2010 - 9:19pm
nikki Says:

carpet weeed :)) best thing i have ever heard

Wed, 03/24/2010 - 12:36pm
yank74 Says:

build up static electricity with a balloon and hold it close to the carpet, youll have to pick out the hair.

Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:08am
Lilnohu Says:

Thought the title was "Weed Midget" at first. lol.

Tue, 04/06/2010 - 1:19pm
comingkah Says:

we could train monkeys to pick it all up like the pick bugs out of their hair

Sat, 05/15/2010 - 10:25pm

Right before my dad and I smoke we say "I must smoke my carpet weed." as an inside joke.
We have so much carpet weed.

Tue, 06/01/2010 - 2:39am
IZE Says: