1. Become very rich.
2. Purchase 1 ton of weed. This will cost you 6 million dollars.
3. Purchase a helicopter. I don't know how much this costs.
4. Dump 1 ton of weed into a Volcano in Hawaii.
5. Prove or disprove the hypothesis that everyone in Hawaii will get high. Submit tape to Mythbusters.

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Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:13am


Tue, 04/07/2009 - 11:52am
Andrew Says:

I've got 5 on it...

"Danger is my Middle name"

Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:06pm

I forgot to mention , if i worked , violence would be non-existent for that day

Wed, 04/08/2009 - 4:21pm
alex0411 Says:

Why stop there? We could bore a hole to the center of the earth, drop in the entire world's supply of Marijuana, and turn our entire atmosphere into a giant vaporizer.

Sat, 12/11/2010 - 12:30am

but if were high all the time for long periods of time how will we know if were high?

Tue, 04/21/2009 - 1:35pm


I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 10:38am
Eskimoez Says:
Tue, 04/28/2009 - 1:04am
SoCo_cpp Says:

I had an idea like this:

Put 2 pounds of weed in your fire place, and stand up on the roof with poncho's around the chimney!

Sat, 06/13/2009 - 4:23am
Brain21 Says:

I've calculated that 1 ton of weed (non-metric) at the street cost at my area (10 bucks a gram) would cost $9,071,847.4

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:42am

do your prices not go down with quantity?

Sun, 06/14/2009 - 5:51pm
Fri, 08/07/2009 - 1:29pm

Love the idea, but smoke rises. We would need to attach them to individual hot air balloons that would be GPS guided towards the volcano. I am from Indiana, but I will move.

Thu, 09/24/2009 - 10:23am

i'm willing to pitch in a few bucks

This could also be achieved, i think:

Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:17pm

y would i want to waste that much weed id smoke that all in one day =D but seriously y waste it on other ppl keep it for ur self

Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:32am

I think it's more fun to smoke with other people rather than by yourself.

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 7:21pm
65musdank Says:
Mon, 10/12/2009 - 2:56am
Mon, 10/12/2009 - 1:23pm
operator Says:

you need to grow that shit yourself, and then use a volcano vaporizer instead. I think an actual volcano would just burn the thc off, or a lot of it. A volcano sized volcano vape would do the trick.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:38pm

THis is the best fucking thing I've ever heard. Invite me to Hawaii when that happens.

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 8:03am

It would Probly WoRk CuZ Of ThE vOg HeRe

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:56pm

this is amazing.
i say every stoner pitchs in 5 g and we make it happpen NOW!

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:29pm
Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:43pm
HoMeGrOwN Says:

dude forget all the poeple living there. just get a ballon and trap all that smoke and live in there for like a year.

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:54pm
Razdonovich (not verified) Says:
Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:56pm
wf01984 Says:

You're gettin ripped off if you're paying $3,000 a pound for herb!

4:21...best minute of my life!

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 2:24pm
solipsil Says:
Mon, 01/04/2010 - 1:06am
brdrk Says:
Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:27am
Mon, 11/30/2009 - 7:00am
AreWeData Says:

No lie. Me and a few buddies thought of EXACTLY the same thing awhile ago. Except our idea was based on the question: "How can we get the whole world high at the same time"? Basically it came to a field of weed being harvested, and dumped into a volcano. Just like your idea! Fuckin' small world man..

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 2:53am
iLoveBuds Says:
Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:52pm

...think of flying a fuckin' helicopter while high!!

Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:26am

as someone who lives in hawaii, i think this is the best thing ive ever read

Wed, 07/14/2010 - 3:29am
Ngothien Says:

PLEASE DO IT!!! I live in Hawaii and I'm out of weed...

Thu, 07/15/2010 - 3:20am

this is to funny!!!!! i wanna be there if you try it out!

Wed, 08/04/2010 - 6:46pm
Theskook Says:

6. Congratulations you just wasted 7 million dollars.

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 8:37pm
leiper407 Says:

yo just get the valcano vaperizor its so nice and would work way better than a real one

Wed, 11/10/2010 - 9:07pm
danicus Says:

everyone increase hawaii already is high though.

Smoke lots of reefer

Sun, 11/28/2010 - 2:08am
coexistant Says:

Good idea:

1. Save up a few paychecks.
2. Find a Hawaiian midget.
3. Purchase a remote control helicopter. This costs less than $50.
4. Find materials and directions for science fair volcano. This also costs less than $50.
5. Use your leftover carpet weed to dump into volcano.

6. Glory.

Sun, 01/09/2011 - 9:05pm
gabbers7 Says:

Are you trying to tell me that one pound of weed costs $3000?

Wed, 01/19/2011 - 3:21pm
n1keburnt Says:
Mon, 01/24/2011 - 11:26am
Mcmunchies Says:

good idea, but while i was saving up for the helicopter, id keep taking bowls out of the ton, until eventually thered be nothing but a ton of resin :D

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 5:14pm
dirttoker Says:

i am pretty sure that everyone is already high they got the fuckin mowie wowie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:49pm

I'd thrown down on that sack. Don't wanna be the only cheap ass who didn't but still feels entitled to smoke your shit... :)

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 7:35am
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 1:06am

a ton of weed actually only costs around 30K from anyone who actually grows that much

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 4:31am
Greatmann Says:

If I buy a ton of weed i aint just gonna drop it im smokin till i drop man and if i die u cant say i didnt die happy

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 6:04am
mizuninja Says:

gas rises up so technically no... but still funny as shit

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 3:24am
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 3:48am
Shemena Says:

Or do that to every volcano in the world and hot box the earth

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 1:08am

how many upvotes does this need to get done

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 9:02pm

for the love of god please do not dump a ton of weed into a volcano. please. i beg you dude.