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Time Travel

I can't wait for my future self to travel back in time to get baked with me

Submitted by: mosdank 16 weeks 5 days ago – Made popular 16 weeks 3 days ago
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And my son and his old man

Brilliant!!!
Butttt, what about all the movies?
It just doesn't work...
...kinds like trying to f your clone

Movies don't = real life whiteobama.

That's a good thing to learn early, buddy.

Now I'm gonna go smoke with my clone while I wait
for future me to get here with his clone for our smoke foursome.

*Wrote this; Quote this; Notice how I wreck,
My funky hocus pocus broke his neck.*

ahhh, good shit.

I KNOW!!!!! i seriously fucking have been like.. I'm sure the future will be all like NICK NICK (my name) we need you to save our planet year 2056 or someshit and i meet my 62 year old self o.o just sayin. i cant wait till mister future me comes to get me to save the world, and hit that bong like a ching chang chong. i need icecream o.o

I KNOW!!!!! i seriously fucking have been like.. I'm sure the future will be all like NICK NICK (my name) we need you to save our planet year 2056 or someshit and i meet my 62 year old self o.o just sayin. i cant wait till mister future me comes to get me to save the world, and hit that bong like a ching chang chong. i need icecream o.o

That fucking blew my mind, my clone is bringing a special bong, i should know we have High-lypathy

So if it hasnt happened yet, and considering your not suppossed to save the world, what would be going on in your life for your future-you to pick that point in his past life and come smoke with you, who is really the present-you, and the future-you comes back to smoke with present-you? At a time when -you- will be a future-you from your present-you now, because it hasnt happened yet...what???? I gotta put this bong down...before my brain explodes. Does that even make sense?

no no future visitors are never good, if there much older theres a good chance you won't believe whatever potentially life saving advice they have to give, plus they most likely are on a mission to kill you. haven't you guys seen terminator? actually on second thought they could have a future sports almanac that through gambling would make you a rich man, back to the future two status.

"sarah conner?

Yeeess?

BOOM", sawed off to the dome, not my preferred way to go.

I dont think its possible back before the time machine was invented. how can you go back to a time where time travel doesnt exsist? it would create a paradox if the happened before we had a "Time machine" i believe.

listen people... quit trying to kill an idea of mine. i was high. no need to put me on the cross.