Sea Lions are fucking liars!

The sea lions whole life is a fucking lie. They are not lions of the sea. Sharks are much more of a sea lion than a sea lion will ever be. I am watching Planet Earth on Blu Ray and when the shark eats the sea lion that is the moment when the sea lion realizes he had been living a lie his whole life. Right before the shark kills it the sea lion whispers in the sharks ear you sir are the true lion of the sea. The shark plans its whole day around humiliating the sea lion and making it realize how big a fucking liar it really is. It yearns for the sea lion to whisper sweet nothing into its ear.

Submitted by: DennyWilcox 22 weeks 12 hours ago – Made popular 21 weeks 6 days ago
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haha thats an awesome way of looking at it!

hamwitch 21 weeks 6 days 19 hours 10 min ago

AND THE MALE HAS THE BABY!

tasteflavored 21 weeks 6 days 17 hours 27 min ago

what?! really man thats insane

J-Fizzle 21 weeks 5 days 20 hours 2 min ago

best thing i've ever read

progressoban 21 weeks 6 days 15 hours 28 min ago

that is one of the most profound things i have heard in awhile. keep them coming

297Colchester 21 weeks 6 days 15 hours 14 min ago

if i wasnt high i would think that was retarded but since i AM high i think it's hilarious! haha!

jman1290 21 weeks 6 days 9 hours 47 min ago

planet earth is fucking amazing to watch while stoned

mouse123 21 weeks 6 days 44 min 6 sec ago

um, i need the number to your dealer.. haha. this is crazy awesome.

princesssarah 21 weeks 5 days 21 hours 13 min ago

Haha yes, but i think a tiger could take a lion in a fight. anyone else?

J-Fizzle 21 weeks 5 days 19 hours 59 min ago

Tigers are bad ass. If I had to choose what animal I could be, I would be a tiger. They are so fucking crazy!

DennyWilcox 21 weeks 4 days 16 hours 52 min ago

many sea lions actually have depression problems because of this very fact

croutonking 21 weeks 4 days 23 hours 8 min ago

and not to mention by all the boats running over them..or am i thinking manatees? wait, are sea lions and manatees the same animal?

purplelephant 21 weeks 4 days 15 hours 29 min ago

No that's the sea cow.

FenderHead 21 weeks 23 hours 18 min 11 sec ago

and a baby manatee is sea veal

edrizzleski 21 weeks 21 hours 20 min 29 sec ago

effin awesome

FoxCaricato 21 weeks 3 hours 16 min 33 sec ago

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edrizzleski 21 weeks 21 hours 19 min ago

fail

Munchie_Man54 21 weeks 20 hours 38 min 44 sec ago

Munchie_Man54 21 weeks 20 hours 38 min 34 sec ago

Thats fuking great.

FenderHead 21 weeks 16 hours 43 min 50 sec ago

Sir you are not bullshitting me at all!!!! They are Lions of the Sea that are Lying to the Sea. Think about it.

LordOfTheLungs 21 weeks 8 hours 33 min 8 sec ago

Stupid fucking sea lions. They're just a different version of the seal. That's all they are. Put some fins on a lion and THAT would be a sea lion.

Whatsyoname 21 weeks 8 hours 30 min 45 sec ago

Should somebody tell them?

thegoodjuice 21 weeks 1 hour 11 min 53 sec ago

well sharks arent mammals so they couldnt be lions either. and sea lion faces kinda look like cats. tuna is called the chicken of the sea...lol what if sea lions were a tribe of lions that got sick of living on land and decided to become sea creatures? XD

crypto 20 weeks 6 days 1 hour 51 min ago

that is so sexy

mirelarotaru 19 weeks 6 days 1 hour 25 min ago

hilarious!

caulkthewagon 13 weeks 2 days 22 hours 5 min ago

yeah seriously keep this shit coming!!!! genius

CookieNebula 8 weeks 5 days 12 hours 45 min ago

Wouldn't killer whales be more like the lions of the sea, because they hunt together like lions do? sharks are more like sea cheetahs then lions.

Pothagoras 7 weeks 8 hours 3 min 25 sec ago

the best ideas (while you're high)