Im getting a hedgehog soon and i realized that i have no idea what to name it. So i think im gonna smoke a bowl with him when i get him, and then let him tell me what name he wants

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Tue, 05/21/2013 - 3:42pm


Thu, 03/24/2011 - 7:50am
seiler Says:

go original and stay away from sonic. i always thought they look like macaroons lol

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 5:57pm
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 5:10pm

Chronic the Hedgehog's the way to go.

Sun, 05/26/2013 - 12:03am
Babycakez Says:
Thu, 03/24/2011 - 8:11am
slowpowke Says:

I was thinking about Sandshrew
or Chalupa
or Rammus

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 2:38pm
Tue, 05/21/2013 - 5:10pm
AJisChill Says:

I play LoL, but I hate it. I have to get high to even enjoy it, haha. I wreck shit tho.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 8:14am
seiler Says:

chalupa is pretty badass, not gona lie

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 11:57am
ibex Says:

chalupa means "cottage" in slovak language
why is everyone so hyped about it?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 8:14am
ash_ley Says:

I did that with my puppy...she picked Talulah...

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 8:58am
Tue, 05/21/2013 - 8:12pm
JDR Says:

Oh my god you just blew my mind, that is hilarious!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 9:03am
seiler Says:
Fri, 03/25/2011 - 10:38pm
slowpowke Says:

Chronic the hedgehog. thats fucking hilarious

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 2:20am
waffledgli Says:
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 1:36am

Thunder twonk the four legged twat rat

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 11:14pm

Shadow! like sonic, but darkly cooler!

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 9:21pm

heck yeah! shadow was the shiit! nice vid ^__^

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 11:48pm
Cricket. Says:

To the last 3 commenters: I think it's too fuckin late for him to name the hedgehog, considering he said he was about to get the thing OVER 2 GOD DAMN YEARS AGO. Shit, don't you people read the dates on these things?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 9:26am
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 1:19pm
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 1:12am
Stickman Says:
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 4:34pm
Cricket. Says:
Thu, 05/23/2013 - 6:02pm

Hes probably dead by now :c smoking a blunt in stoner heaven!!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 10:32am
Tue, 05/21/2013 - 4:42pm
NeilDarby Says:
Tue, 05/21/2013 - 5:24pm
Tue, 05/21/2013 - 11:45pm
arealhiguy Says:

I think you should name it after a gladiator, and not one we've all heard of. One even more famous than that.

You shall call your hedgehog "Brucibellilamus-meister". And he shall rule the world!!!

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 12:06am

I think Waldo would be a good choice.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 3:26am
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 4:41am
N_Dca Says:
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 2:46pm
mind_rape Says:

You should name him Sanic and if you get him into your high antics he just might panic.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 3:08pm

Dont get your Hedgehog high. A lot of smaller animals have much more sensitive lungs than people do, and you might kill him.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 9:08pm

I know this is old but I have to put it out there...small animals like hedgehogs, hamsters, rabbits, etc. can't handle being around smoke or having smoke blown in their faces. As "cool" as it would be to see your animal high and even if they act like they don't mind the smoke, it could make them really sick. Just enjoy a bowl to yourself then play with them :)

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 10:45am
Thu, 05/23/2013 - 4:16pm

Name him SONIC. Like say it loud like you image capitalizing would sound like

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 7:32pm

your not supposed to smoke around hedgehogs.. my friend has one... but we do anyways :D lmfao and he is sooo cute when he gets highh! he puffs all up and everything.. soo flippen cutee

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 9:33pm
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 11:22pm
AllieTay Says:

I had a hedgehog for 3 years.. His name was Epsilon and he was my favorite little stoner. ... but he went to college to get a better education and I haven't seen him for a year :(

Tue, 05/28/2013 - 3:37am

I have one and named him Kronos the Hedgehog when he's sober and Chronic the Hemphog when he's baked :)
P.s. Mythologically, Kronos is a Titan who happens to be the father of Zues the God of Lightning cuz lets face it.. Hedgehogs are kickass :) P.s.s. For arguments sake, I have heard Kronos spelt different ways but its his name, so Fuck Off ;p

Tue, 05/28/2013 - 7:34pm

I have a hedgehog~ They're great pets man
His name is Philbert.