Cat vs. Toast Experiment
FACT: Cats always land on their feet.
FACT: The toast never lands butter side up.
Predicament: If we tie buttered toast to the back of a cat (butter side up) and aggressively toss the cat out the window, which one wins?
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Depends if there is a swimming pool out the window.
Antigravity.
cat lands on their feet because they position themselves that way. toast lands butter side down because the butter weighs down the bread, flipping it over. when you offset the weight with the cat, the cat's superior falling skills overpower the gravitational pull of the butter, making the car land on its feet, bread butter side up.
The car? Butter your bread butter side down.